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Thursday, May 12, 2011

Quagmire - Move over Moonglompers!

Quagmire
Kurt Vonnegut introduced us to Diana Moon Glampers—the ugliest, stupidest, and meanest women on Earth—who often made cameo appearances in several of his novels. My favorite role of Diana’s was as the button pushing general who would scramble the thoughts of intelligent people by causing plane wreck noises in their ears. If you’ve never read Vonnegut’s short story, “Harrison Bergeron,” check it out.

Although Diana is mean, stupid and ugly, Quagmire beats her at being the most disgusting person known to fiction (giggity giggity goo). This Family Guy neighbor has a mind geared totally to sex and abusing woman.  I'd like to slap him then throw him in jail. Even his name means an awkward, complex, or hazardous situation. That's the man. He's the sort of moron that makes one thank the lord he's fiction and hope a real life creep like Quagmire stays out of one's neighborhood. Every thought he has is about sex. He will take the most benign situation and relate it to, you guessed it, sex. Gross. If you haven't met this fictional character, consider yourself blessed. If you haven't met a real life Quagmire, that's even better!

4 comments:

THE SNEE said...

Hi Joyce,

Fun post! I love the juxtaposition of Family Guy with Kurt Vonnegut.

Erin O'Riordan said...

I'm a discriminating animation fan. I love 'The Simpsons' but I can't stand 'Family Guy.'

Colleen from Tix-Comix said...

All men think like Quagmire. Just most of them have the sense to keep their greasy little thoughts to themselves.

Joyce Lansky said...

I hope not! He's totally disgusting.