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Sunday, September 25, 2011

#GBE2: The Beautiful Legs Contest

Is this a good one?
As a mere elementary student, I was chosen from the audience at a high school carnival to decide which guy had the most beautiful legs. A paper screen covered their faces and torsos while I walked across the stage looking for a great pair of legs. To be honest, I didn't have a clue. What are good legs supposed to look like to someone with an age still in the single digits? Finally, I pressed my finger against some guy's knee and he reveled in his victory.

Today, I'm still not sure what makes a great pair of guy legs. I'm more of a face girl, maybe one who takes notice of a cute butt, but legs never did anything for me. So at a young age I learned that the secret to judging is to set a criteria. I still don't have one, so I'm asking for your help in case anyone else ever asks me to judge beautiful legs.

What makes male legs beautiful?

I'm leaving you with a funny leg clip because nothing is beautiful about a possessed leg!


I don't know why I still ask people to push the Picket Fence button, but go ahead if you want to.

15 comments:

Jenn said...

I'm a face person too. I don't know what makes one guys legs sexier than the other...although I will say this. If he's wearing sandals with socks up to his knees--he doesn't have sexy legs!! LOLOL!

Okay--I had to throw that out there ;) Cheers, Jenn.

silverthoughts2 said...

Does anyone else find it just a tad disturbing that they would pick such a young kid to determine what high school guy had the nicest legs? That's just...odd.

Joyce Lansky said...

Thanks for the comments.

I was choosing beautiful legs! If that's not odd nothing is. Remember, the folks who chose me were kids too. I don't think I even volunteered. They just thought it would be funny to pull a little girl out of the audience; since I was the little sister, I got the job.

Word Nerd said...

I'm a face-person, too. Well, face and shoulders. Great shoulders I could judge. :O)

Rhonda @Laugh Quotes said...

Me too, face person. No criteria for legs. Sorry. But I do vote for you, everyday :)

The Frizzy Hooker said...

At the gym, there is this guy with great legs. I see him doing the walking lunges in front of the stretching mat. Yummy. I don't look at his head.

Kathy said...

I am a face person...love a great smile. Not sure what would qualify a good set of legs. LOLOLOL

Kathy
http://gigglingtruckerswife.blogspot.com

Monkey Suit said...

I've been told my legs are sexy even though they are extremely hairy(you know monkeysuit and all)- its the calf muscles or something!


http://www.thegreatmonkeysuit.com/

Darlene ~Bloggity Blogger~ said...

I have nothing to offer about how to judge a man's legs, but as an owner of a dog who bites herself, I don't know why the owner of the dog in the video thinks it is so funny. My dog has bitten herself viciously enough to have punctured skin and let blood. I'm too busy trying to prevent and change her bad behavior to have time to make a video while laughing like something is funny! Otherwise...I enjoyed your blog.

Steven said...

Perfect illustration of one of the differences between men and women....women are more apt to concentrate on faces and men are more apt to concentrate on the body first. Not that either one is wrong, just interesting.

Jo said...

Sexy legs of the male variety would consist of some hair, not gorilla like, a good firm filled out calf, few veins showing and a nice bronze tan. I like strong muscular legs, male and female.
Nuff said about that! Great post.

Binky said...

The best legs are ones that work, reach the ground, and have some feet attached.

Misha said...

Hmm... I have two pieces of crit for nice legs: Must have nicely formed calves and MUST end in a beautiful butt. ;-P

grains of sand said...

...a pair dipped in chocolate usually gets the most admiration! :)

Loved this twist on "judging" Marc :)

The Host said...

Apparently Jo is a leg woman! I think in the same position I would have just closed my eyes and picked one too. Just be glad it wasn't a beauty contest for the... um... third leg.