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Saturday, September 24, 2011

Silly Sunday: Divorced Barbie


One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" 

The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95."

The amazed father asks: "It's what? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"


The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls."

Thanks to Rhonda at Laugh Quotes. Click the link to find more jokes and fun.

16 comments:

E.R. King said...

LOL! Thanks for the laugh!

cherie said...

LOL! Too funny!

silverthoughts2 said...

Hehe, poor Ken always got the short end of the stick...didn't he?

Christine Tyler said...

Excellent.

stevebethere said...

haha! very funny

Although that Barbie looks like she is related to Chucky LOL

Have a good Sunday ;-)

shelly said...

TTF Award. Good one! LOL!

Rhonda @Laugh Quotes said...

LOL - this is a good joke. Thanks for joining Silly Sunday and for linking up.
Why does Barbie look so old?

robert said...

been there know all about it...:)

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahaha. Well of course it does. Good one.

Have a terrific Silly Sunday. :)

Traveling Bells said...

Ken got what Ken deserved...

Joyce Lansky said...

Thanks for the comments. You know these celebrity marriages never work!

@Rhonder - Barbie looks old because she IS old. She's a few years older than us.

@Robert - Sorry you had to go through with this.

@Traveling Bells What did poor Ken do?

Lady Gwen said...

LOL, Joyce - thanks for another good laugh!

P.S. I have a blog award for you over on my site whenever you feel like stopping by!

Kathy said...

That is funny!!

Kathy
http://gigglingtruckerswife.blogspot.com/

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Viktoria Bruce said...

LOL!
So funny!

Kristen Dyrr said...

Hahahaha!! Love the photo!