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Saturday, November 19, 2011

Silly Sunday: Thanksgiving Divorce

Here's another one that's been floating around awhile. Whatever works! For more fun, hop over to Rhonda's and join her Silly Sunday Hop.



A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. 


"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."

She calls Phoenix immediately and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."


6 comments:

Rhonda said...

Too funny. Love the punch line. I do know why we are friends - as you said - great minds do think alike.

The Host said...

Awesome. It would totally backfire in my family though. "Oh, you're divorcing? 'Bout freakin' time!"

Joyce Lansky said...

@Rhonda - Who would've thunk?

@Julia - You crack me up!

stevebethere said...

Good one

Thanks for stopping by Joyce :-)

unikorna said...

:))))) that is one smart trick, hilarious. Poor parents, they want their kids so bad...it's a bit sad but so very funny.

Binky said...

I wonder what ploy they'll use for Christmas?