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Thursday, March 21, 2013

Passover Quiz

It's almost Passover and to help celebrate, here is a quiz where you can test your knowledge about this  pain in the a$#  Jewish holiday.

1.) Which traditional food is on the seder plate
      A.)  Chinese egg rolls (like we eat on Christmas)                     
      B.)  Matzah balls
      C.)  Haroset
      D.)  Ham & cheese sandwiches                                                                                                                                  
2.)  How do Jews prepare for Passover?
     A.)  Clean ovens, refrigerators, and spray Windex on flies
     B.)  Ritual fast of the first borns (Ha, ha, he who must not be named)
     C.)  Lug Passover dishes and kitchen supplies out of the attic
     D.)  All of the above

3.)  Matzah is called the bread of affliction because
     A.)  It causes Jews intestinal discomfort after eating it all week
     B.)  Slaves did not have time to finish baking bread when they ran away
     C.)  To punish Jews for all sins committed throughout the past year
     D.)  It tastes bad

4.)  The four questions are read by
     A.) The kid who can drink a cup of wine the fastest
     B.) The first kid to grab the Haggadah
     C.) The oldest kid in the family
     D.) The youngest kid in the family




Answers: 1.) C  2.)  D  3.) B  4.)  D
If you got all four questions correct, you may be a member of the tribe. :)


                                                                                                                    

 

12 comments:

Rhonda said...

Fun quiz and it looks like I am in the tribe. :)

Medeia Sharif said...

I got two right.

I've been wanting to try matzah bread.

Talya Tate Boerner said...

What's a haroset?

Joyce Lansky said...

apples, wine, cinnamon, nuts, sometimes honey -- people make it in different ways

Binky said...

I got one right. Does that mean I'm 25% Jewish?

Masshole Mommy said...

I guess I'm part of the tribe :)

Actually, my nana was raised jewish, and semi-celebrates Passover, but I think it's just because of the food :)

Lorinda J Taylor said...

I got all but the first. I never heard of haroset, so I Googled it and I do recall it now. I answered "matzah balls" on that one but it's just matzah, isn't it - unleavened bread. (I got very interested in Judaism a few years back and spent about three months researching it.) So I'm 3/4 Jewish!

Maurice Mitchell said...

Drat. I got zero. I need to brush up on my Jewish. So much for growing up in New York. Very educational Joyce!

mail4rosey said...

The teacher in you loves quizzes, yes?

Enjoy the holiday. :)

alissa apel said...

I got a few right. I work with someone that is Jewish. She's talked about some of the traditions before.

Cynthia @ Richly Middle Class said...

I got a few right. We are preparing for Holy Communion with our 7 year old. This is a special time of the year. I love Easter!

M. J. Joachim said...

lol - That was fun:)