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Thursday, December 26, 2013

#GBE2: Happy Endings

Beth from GBE2 gave us the weekly blog topic of "Happy Endings," so I was thinking about how I could write about a happy end. I've always heard about the happiest of end names around: Gladys, which means "Happy Butt?"

Then my daughter talked about someone having a "bubble butt" that popped. How could a bubble butt pop? Is that one of those silicon butt jobs that leaks with age? I don't know about bubble butts, but I have seen a "booty do." That's when someone's stomach sticks out more than their booty do.

Anyway, my kids said I can't write about "Happy Endings" because it's inappropriate, dirty, and gross. 

"What's wrong with the theme Happy Endings?" I asked. 

Since I couldn't get an answer, I looked it up in Urban Dictionary. They were right. 

BETH, HOW COULD YOU?

22 comments:

Masshole Mommy said...

LMAO - I think she meant the other kind.

Word Nerd said...

Bwahahahaha! My kids had a teacher (3rd grade, if I remember correctly) who was called by her students--outside of school--Bubble Butt Beck. Rotten kids.

Sorry for the dirty topic. Blame Steph--she chose it.

alissa apel said...

Ha ha! I know what that means without looking it up.

The bubble butt discussion cracked me up.

Kim Turner said...

HaHa - I love your definition of "happy endings!!"

Debbie said...

Hahaha! I know what a "Happy Ending" is, but this is the first I've heard about a "Booty Do". ☺ Happy New Year, Joyce.

Timothy Hecht said...

Everyone loves a Happy Ending.

Jo said...

I've been called a happy ass...could that be a happy ending? Ummm. I don't know where to go yet with this one. Maybe later I'll give it some more thought!

X-rated topics are difficult for those of us less experienced in those fields!

Joyce Lansky said...

You got that right. I thought we belonged to a clean blogging group!

Mom In The USA said...

My husband would know exactly where to go with this one. I am always at a loss. Thank you for sharing it on the Thumping Thursdays Blog Hop.

Sincerely,
Karina

Talya Tate Boerner said...

Hahaha too funny.

Binky said...

Maybe the bubble butt pooped instead of popped.

Veronica Lee said...

LOL! Too funny!

Merry Christmas, Joyce!

Lady Lilith said...

I hope you had a happy holiday.

shelly said...

Very funny!

EastCoastLife said...

I learn a new meaning of "Happy Endings". LOL

Laura Rogers said...

I had no idea. I must live in a cave. Thanks for making my day. This is great. Happy Happy Endings.

Theresa said...

Booty Do? Oh, that's rich! I haven't heard that one before, but I will definitely be using it quite often from here on out!

Self Sagacity said...

Now I have to look it up. Have no idea it was nasty and gross. :-)

Rory Bore said...

Ha - that urban dictionary has proved very useful as I have one child who is getting closer and closer to teen years. He definitely hears things in that school hallway I'd rather he not.
Like "fap"....oh yeah, had to look that one up too and I am over 40 years of age and I actually blushed.

Gives meaning to "All A Good Night!"

Joyce Lansky said...

The reason you had to look it up and blush is because you are over 40 years of age. Don't worry. Once you're 50 and you've raised teens, you won't blush so easily.

Gary Henderson said...

I promise you this is 100% clean, but it pertains to the Urban Dictionary meaning. :)

It's also hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btheeIEDIrE

JeanHasBeenShopping said...

LOL! I have a "booty do" too! Never heard that expression.
What a lovely, funny, final GBE.