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Monday, March 31, 2014

A-Z Challenge Begins

It's the beginning of April's A-Z Challenge, which gives me the chance to talk about a most unusual turn of events. Stories say Mary conceived with immaculate conception, so maybe my story can join the history books, too. I'm pregnant!


Yes, I'm married and whatever else goes along with it, but I also had a hysterectomy almost two years ago. Why did I keep those dang ovaries? My doctor said, "I couldn't get pregnant."

She lied! 

For how else would one explain the great bulge that has crept up around my middle this year?  It's big, it's round, and it means my adult children will have a little brother or sister to play with. Maybe it's twins? Heck, I don't know. The bump is big enough for two.

So, I'll keep you posted on my latest development. In the mean time, have a happy April Fools Day.

15 comments:

Binky said...

Chocolate can do that to anyone!

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

If you'd told me that as your husband, I would've had heart failure.

Rhonda Albom said...

Congratulations ;)
And enjoy April Fools Day. Watch out though, hubby might retaliate.

Optimistic Existentialist said...

LOL you had me going!!!!!!!!!!!!!

helenjameson said...

I claimed to be pregnant after my tubes were tied. My husband was sweating bullets, and then I yelled, "April Fool's!" I laughed hard. He glared.

Jessica Bell said...

LOL! What have you been eating? Nice to meet you! New here. :)

~Jessica Bell from http://www.degeneratedictionary.com

Elsie Amata said...

This may be one I need to try on my hubby! Well done!

Elsie
AJ's wHooligan in the A-Z Challenge

Claudia Moser said...

Funny :) good start!

Lady Lilith said...

Happy April Fools Day.

Tabitha Blue said...

Haha! You had me till the end!!!

Rory Bore said...

LOL!
well done.
I have the same problem... I think a pound of chocolate is due soon! Ha

Kim Turner said...

HaHa - funny!!!

shelly said...

You definitely had me going.

Hugs and chocolate!

Eccentricity said...

LOL! love it. :-)

mail4rosey said...

My husband's got the same thing going on, but I don't think he's expecting. :)