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Monday, October 10, 2016

The Election

It's Monday. I'm on fall break, and I've been given a pass to a musical freebie. Hmm. No excuses this week. I've decided to show my blue roots, and if you're offended . . . so am I.

My mind is buzzing with the debate as I'm afraid I'm turning into a political junky who ingests large amounts of news reports and political analysis of the upcoming election. Since we've always been a political family, I'm just grateful that my kids are now adults, and I no longer have to blush when they ask about "Trumpisms".

So, here is the truth. I despise Donald Trump. I hated him ever since the eighties when my husband had to deal with him over the phone to try to collect a payment. The Donald had leased equipment to run his business, yet refused to pay bills. As the in house attorney, my husband had to call Trump to get him to pay up. The pond scum haughtily condescended upon my husband as he spat out lies of how he didn't owe him anything, and Mitchell was wasting his time.

As a result, my husband threatened to repossess the equipment and essentially shut down Trump's casinos. With that at stake, Trump finally paid his bill. So, this post is dedicated to the tiny-fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shit-gibbon. Gotta love the British. They know how to insult better than anyone!

First up is Carly Simon.



Next, did anyone catch the Hamilton star's song on the Saturday Night Live?


And here's a final ditty in case you're still here.



Monday, October 3, 2016

Monday Music Wants Elvis Tunes!

This week Dolly's Mystery Spotlight Dancer has asked for "Elvis" tunes, 
so here's Elvis Costello with "Pump it Up!"



That's not who you wanted? Did you mean Elvis Crespo? He's pretty fun!




Perhaps Dolly's friend wanted Elvis Perkins. He sings, "Hey."




Hmm. What other singer is named Elvis? 
Oh, yeah. Elvis Blue is a reggae singer. 
That's who he or she means! 
I don't know what he's saying, but it sounds pretty good.



Well, that's a page of Elvis tunes. 


Wait a minute. I just remembered another singer named Elvis.
Is this the guy you wanted?