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Friday, April 5, 2013

#AtoZ : E - Engineers The Dam Kind

There are a lot of great fields to study, but it would be best to be a dam engineer. Dam people earn a lot of money for dam jobs. Plus, dam engineers gain respect for dam work. I bet they even get dam awards. 

Furthermore, dam engineers will help you with your dam property or will construct a dam, unlike others who won't give a dam. Just ask dam scientists for help, and they will draw a dam plan. Plus, they care about dam safety enough to form dam societies. Did you know there are societies for the dam British and the dam Americans?

Unfortunately, sometimes dam construction can interfere with people's lives due to dam flaws; however, I'm sure dam engineers will successfully fix dam problems.

22 comments:

Masshole Mommy said...

HA - you said that pretty dam well :)

Claudia Moser said...

Civil engineers are great, I should know, I am one :)

Amy Morgan said...

Never tire of hearing the dam lines and conversations! I remember the day my young son realized he could have this conversation - huge grins all around that day. Thanks for the morning smile Joyce!

Grace Grits and Gardening said...

Ha this could have been your D and E days:) But then we would have missed that high-larious Driving Prank post... Still laughing over that one.

Rhonda Albom said...

LOL - my rocket scientist hubby gives a dam :)

Rhonda @Laugh-Quotes.com
AtoZ #42

Unknown said...

The best would be earning a lot of dam money.

Kathy
http://gigglingtruckerswife.blogspot.com

Millerwrites said...

When we lived in Ketchikan Alaska years ago, I looked out the window one morning and surprised my new bride by saying "Here comes another one of those dam ships!" She didn't miss a beat, and said, "Is it the Rotterdam or the Noordam?"

Mary said...

Stopping by from the A to Z challenge. :) Hello. Fun blog, fun posts. Happy blogging!

stevebethere said...

Damn well said LOL ;-)

Have a damning weekend and don't do anything I would ;-)

Paula Martin said...

Dam good post! Ever seen the British movie about the Dam Busters? I've even been to teo of the dam dams they bust (in Germany).

Tara Tyler said...

i propose we change the dam name to dagnabbit!
ha ha! fun dam post!

C Hill said...

Dam funny post! I found you through a blog hop, and was excited to see you're doing A to Z as well...I haven't decided on my "E" post subject yet!

-Cristyl @ www.mychillthoughts.com

Intangible Hearts said...

Joyce you are dam funny!

Unknown said...

LOL

Anonymous said...

Truly a worthy D (as in A-Z) post! LOL have a great weekend!

Unknown said...

I need a dam for my tears of laughter!

Dee said...

LOL. Love it! :D

Anonymous said...

Hahaha! This was great and genius! Damn, you're good. ;)

Jenn said...

Them dam engineers, made me laugh at this dam post!

Well done Joyce!! :D

Cheers, Jenn

Anonymous said...

I like your dam post.

Masked Mom said...

This reminds me of a the sign I saw advertising a garage in a nearby town. It said, "Best dam garage in town."

A. It was the only garage of any kind in town. and B. Not only is there not a dam anywhere nearby, coming there's not even a body of water big enough TO dam.

Thanks for the giggle.

Unknown said...

Lol, I'd never really heard of dam engineers. I'm am now duly informed. Now I need them to help me with my dam problems too.

Thanks for linking up at the Match Game link party.