Saturday, May 11, 2013

100 Words on Saturday - Week 10


When one gets married, they think they know everything about the one across the aisle, but not necessarily. I'm participating in a prompt this week where I need to tell a dark secret in exactly 100 words. Oh, man. This one's baaaaaad!


 
Tim and I waited until marriage, so he didn’t know; however, I reminded myself of the date when he'd told me he's a butt man. Baby Got Back was written for him.

“I’m not normal,” I said, while he unzipped my gown. 

“Who is?” 

I slipped off my bra and revealed one bottom.

Tim scrunched his eyebrows. “If that’s your butt, what’s above your legs?”

Lowering my panties, I revealed the normal part. “In girls’ PE, I was nicknamed bi-ass for one on the chest and one below.”

“Alright!” Tim beamed. “If things get rough, I’ll turn the other cheek.”





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20 comments:

  1. UnknownMay 11, 2013 at 4:09 PM

    OMG! Joyce! *Face reddens* This brings a whole new meaning to being the butt of a joke.

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  2. k~May 11, 2013 at 4:19 PM

    Hahahahha... too funny!

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  3. Grace Grits and GardeningMay 11, 2013 at 5:59 PM

    Oh my! :)))

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  4. mail4roseyMay 11, 2013 at 6:40 PM

    Butt, that's outrageous! :) That song is addictive, and these days it reminds me of Shrek. ;)

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  5. Karren HallerMay 11, 2013 at 7:03 PM

    Happy Mothers Day!! Hope you have time to stop by this weekend and join in the Collective Weekend Social Linky Fun!
    Collective Weekend Social w/Linky
    Have a great weekend!! Karren

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  6. AnonymousMay 11, 2013 at 7:44 PM

    My ears! And I get scolded for being too risqué! lol great job!

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  7. BinkyMay 11, 2013 at 7:54 PM

    Well that was weird!

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  8. AnonymousMay 11, 2013 at 9:12 PM

    And I'm the alien?!?! Bwahahahaha!

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  9. Corinne RodriguesMay 11, 2013 at 10:02 PM

    Oh my goodness!! I think in pictures and this one was not good I can tell you. Turning the other cheek took on a whole new meaning today! ;)

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  10. UnknownMay 11, 2013 at 10:27 PM

    oh M Gee! And that's all I have to say about that.

    Kathy
    http://gigglingtruckerswife.blogspot.com

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  11. stevebethereMay 12, 2013 at 5:03 AM

    You outrageous woman you...Joyce LMAO

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  12. Masshole MommyMay 12, 2013 at 5:23 AM

    Bwahahaha - interesting story lol!

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  13. LucyMay 12, 2013 at 7:00 AM

    Oh, I needed a good laugh, and I love that song :)

    Lucy from Lucy's Reality

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  14. UnknownMay 12, 2013 at 9:07 AM

    Hilarious!

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  15. mail4roseyMay 12, 2013 at 9:51 AM

    Swinging over to wish you a Happy Mother's Day, big wooot to them moms! :)

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  16. Mamal DianeMay 12, 2013 at 5:14 PM

    So funny :) Thanks for joining us at the Let's Get Social Sunday party. Have a wonderful week!

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  17. Rhonda AlbomMay 13, 2013 at 3:46 PM

    I read you twitter comment about this being the goofiest thing you have written. Good call :)

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  18. JANUMay 14, 2013 at 12:30 AM

    Hahaha...this is tooooo good.

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  19. AnonymousMay 15, 2013 at 3:50 AM

    I really tried not to visualise this! He he... Good one. :)

    http://www.heresmysay.com/100-words-on-saturday-dark-secret/

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  20. SuzyMay 15, 2013 at 5:17 AM

    oh lol Joyce - only you could've told this story.

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