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Saturday, September 24, 2011

Silly Sunday: Divorced Barbie


One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" 

The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95."

The amazed father asks: "It's what? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"


The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls."

Thanks to Rhonda at Laugh Quotes. Click the link to find more jokes and fun.

Thursday, September 22, 2011

The Writer's Post: Painted Leaf


When Jenn posted this leaf photo for our weekly prompt, the humor writer in me thought, what's funny about that?

To find humor, we must compare leaves to people. We're born small, grow large, and then shaky. At times we do things to make our faces turn red, then we plummet to the ground because that much color only comes when drunk or sunburned. 

So in conclusion, there is nothing funny about a color-changing leaf. Now leaf blowers: that's a different story.



Thanks to those who push the Picket Fence!

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Wordless Wednesday: The Travelers


My kids are quite the travelers.


Erica enjoyed being on a tropical island.


Judy traveled to the bottom of the ocean … without a diving mask.


My child even visited the moon … without a space suit!


Welcome to another dimension – The Twilight Zone.


Erica even traveled back in time to her grandparents honeymoon!






But Daniel beats all because he's been to South of the Border!



Now it's your turn to travel to the Picket Fence and vote for me. Thanks!