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Thursday, April 23, 2015


Should one be blamed for one's thoughts? Yesterday, I had a thought that was less than nice, but in my situation you'd probably be thinking the same thing.

See that little clock on the right? It's counting down the days left until summer vacation. Furthermore, the lower that number gets the wilder the kids become, which is bad news for us teachers. If you're a teacher, have you ever noticed how the "bad" kids are never absent? Perfect attendance means you have to put up with their crap every day . . . and it gets tiring at the end of the school year.

The other day, I greeted a little boy with a, "Good morning" and then thought, Dang. Isn't that kid ever absent? Apparently, I have some powerful thoughts because sometime between seeing him in the morning and the time my class started, he was in the office going home sick. Needless to say, I had one of the most delightful classes of the year, especially with his buddy getting sick and going home, too. What’s going around must be highly contagious.

Should I feel guilty, like I jinxed them? I’m such a bad person!

Monday, April 20, 2015

How to Cure Cracked Heels FAST (and a giveaway!)

Spring has sprung in the south, and hopefully where you are too. I’m glad to be teaming up with http://www.theinventionbrothers.com to give you a chance to win great prizes.

If you suffer from dry, cracked heels, the Get Ready for Summer Giveaway is for you! Enter today for your chance to win an iPad Mini, a Skoother Skin Smoother to help cure your cracked heels, or a Margarator giant party blender. With 25 prizes to be won, you don't want to miss out!" 

Have you heard of the Skoother?

It’s the most effective way to quickly and easily smooth rough skin and calluses on your feet, heels, elbows and hands, and it’s unique design makes it much more effective than pumice stones, emery pads, metal graters (ouch!), motorized sanders, and other skin-smoothing gimmicks. So get rid of those scaly 'bows and cracked heals too, well uh, maybe not the heals themselves, but you know what I mean.

Here are some advantages to the Skoother (other than the cool name):

*It’s easy to hold.

*It conforms to your body, making it quick and easy to use.

*It doesn’t require batteries.

*The Micro-Abrasive Screen is rough enough to remove stubborn calluses on your heels, but gentle enough also lightly smooth the skin on more delicate areas like your hands and knees.

*It has been medically-tested by a team of doctors at the University of Michigan Health System, Ann Arbor. (And since my daughter is up there, I know it's a good place.)

*It’s easy to clean. (Just let your dog lick it when finished--NOT)

And by entering the Rafflecopter form above, you will have a chance to win one (1) of 20 Skoothers to get your skin ready for summer.

But wait - it gets better!

They're also giving away 4 Margarators®
(1 Gallon Party Blender) and one (1) grand prize of an iPad Mini!

What a great way to kick off the warm weather!

All you have to do is complete the form above to enter between April 20, 2015 at 12:00 am EST and April 30, 2015 at 11:59 pm EST.

And if you don't win but would still like to be one of the first to experience the Skoother, simply sign up using  THIS FORM.
between May 1, 2015 and June 14, 2015. The Launch Day Special for a Skoother is only $12 + free shipping. We will contact you through your email sign-up to give you more details!

Good luck!

For complete contest rules and regulations, go to:

Catch My Words received no monetary compensation for sponsoring this event and is not responsible for the delivery of the prize. Prize delivery is the sole responsibility of The Invention Brothers / Comstock Studios Inc. Twenty-five (25) winners will be drawn randomly and notified by email. The winners will have 48 hours to respond in order to claim their prize. If they do not respond within the 48 hours, they will forfeit the prize and an alternate winner will be chosen. This post may contain affiliate links.

Finally, here is a musical selection, about summer, for all of you Musical Monday folks.
Pretty heals and beaches--bring it on!