Saturday, September 24, 2011

Silly Sunday: Divorced Barbie


One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" 

The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95."

The amazed father asks: "It's what? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls."

Thanks to Rhonda at Laugh Quotes. Click the link to find more jokes and fun.
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15 comments:

  1. Precy LarkinsSeptember 24, 2011 at 8:16 PM

    LOL! Too funny!

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 24, 2011 at 8:33 PM

    Hehe, poor Ken always got the short end of the stick...didn't he?

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  3. Christine TylerSeptember 25, 2011 at 2:01 AM

    Excellent.

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  4. stevebethereSeptember 25, 2011 at 3:59 AM

    haha! very funny

    Although that Barbie looks like she is related to Chucky LOL

    Have a good Sunday ;-)

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  5. shellySeptember 25, 2011 at 5:43 AM

    TTF Award. Good one! LOL!

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  6. Rhonda @Laugh QuotesSeptember 25, 2011 at 8:46 AM

    LOL - this is a good joke. Thanks for joining Silly Sunday and for linking up.
    Why does Barbie look so old?

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  7. revelationsSeptember 25, 2011 at 9:19 AM

    been there know all about it...:)

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  8. SandeeSeptember 25, 2011 at 9:58 AM

    Bwahahahahaha. Well of course it does. Good one.

    Have a terrific Silly Sunday. :)

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  9. Traveling BellsSeptember 25, 2011 at 10:36 AM

    Ken got what Ken deserved...

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  10. Catch My WordsSeptember 25, 2011 at 11:19 AM

    Thanks for the comments. You know these celebrity marriages never work!

    @Rhonder - Barbie looks old because she IS old. She's a few years older than us.

    @Robert - Sorry you had to go through with this.

    @Traveling Bells What did poor Ken do?

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  11. Gwen GardnerSeptember 25, 2011 at 12:44 PM

    LOL, Joyce - thanks for another good laugh!

    P.S. I have a blog award for you over on my site whenever you feel like stopping by!

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  12. UnknownSeptember 25, 2011 at 5:30 PM

    That is funny!!

    Kathy
    http://gigglingtruckerswife.blogspot.com/

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    this is really funny, I found your blog thanks for making me laugh..

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  14. UnknownJune 5, 2012 at 10:35 PM

    LOL!
    So funny!

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  15. KristenApril 28, 2013 at 5:42 PM

    Hahahaha!! Love the photo!

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