Friday, April 5, 2013

#AtoZ : E - Engineers The Dam Kind

There are a lot of great fields to study, but it would be best to be a dam engineer. Dam people earn a lot of money for dam jobs. Plus, dam engineers gain respect for dam work. I bet they even get dam awards. 

Furthermore, dam engineers will help you with your dam property or will construct a dam, unlike others who won't give a dam. Just ask dam scientists for help, and they will draw a dam plan. Plus, they care about dam safety enough to form dam societies. Did you know there are societies for the dam British and the dam Americans?

Unfortunately, sometimes dam construction can interfere with people's lives due to dam flaws; however, I'm sure dam engineers will successfully fix dam problems.

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21 comments:

  1. Masshole MommyApril 5, 2013 at 5:49 AM

    HA - you said that pretty dam well :)

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  2. Claudia MoserApril 5, 2013 at 6:10 AM

    Civil engineers are great, I should know, I am one :)

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  3. Amy MorganApril 5, 2013 at 7:08 AM

    Never tire of hearing the dam lines and conversations! I remember the day my young son realized he could have this conversation - huge grins all around that day. Thanks for the morning smile Joyce!

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  4. Grace Grits and GardeningApril 5, 2013 at 7:48 AM

    Ha this could have been your D and E days:) But then we would have missed that high-larious Driving Prank post... Still laughing over that one.

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  5. Rhonda AlbomApril 5, 2013 at 8:04 AM

    LOL - my rocket scientist hubby gives a dam :)

    Rhonda @Laugh-Quotes.com
    AtoZ #42

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  6. UnknownApril 5, 2013 at 9:08 AM

    The best would be earning a lot of dam money.

    Kathy
    http://gigglingtruckerswife.blogspot.com

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  7. MillerwritesApril 5, 2013 at 9:50 AM

    When we lived in Ketchikan Alaska years ago, I looked out the window one morning and surprised my new bride by saying "Here comes another one of those dam ships!" She didn't miss a beat, and said, "Is it the Rotterdam or the Noordam?"

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  8. MaryApril 5, 2013 at 10:44 AM

    Stopping by from the A to Z challenge. :) Hello. Fun blog, fun posts. Happy blogging!

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  9. stevebethereApril 5, 2013 at 10:57 AM

    Damn well said LOL ;-)

    Have a damning weekend and don't do anything I would ;-)

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  10. Paula MartinApril 5, 2013 at 11:18 AM

    Dam good post! Ever seen the British movie about the Dam Busters? I've even been to teo of the dam dams they bust (in Germany).

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  11. Tara TylerApril 5, 2013 at 11:23 AM

    i propose we change the dam name to dagnabbit!
    ha ha! fun dam post!

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  12. C HillApril 5, 2013 at 12:14 PM

    Dam funny post! I found you through a blog hop, and was excited to see you're doing A to Z as well...I haven't decided on my "E" post subject yet!

    -Cristyl @ www.mychillthoughts.com

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  13. Intangible HeartsApril 5, 2013 at 12:27 PM

    Joyce you are dam funny!

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  14. UnknownApril 5, 2013 at 1:57 PM

    LOL

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  15. AnonymousApril 5, 2013 at 5:35 PM

    Truly a worthy D (as in A-Z) post! LOL have a great weekend!

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  16. UnknownApril 5, 2013 at 5:48 PM

    I need a dam for my tears of laughter!

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  17. DeeApril 5, 2013 at 10:57 PM

    LOL. Love it! :D

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  18. AnonymousApril 5, 2013 at 11:35 PM

    Hahaha! This was great and genius! Damn, you're good. ;)

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  19. JennApril 5, 2013 at 11:40 PM

    Them dam engineers, made me laugh at this dam post!

    Well done Joyce!! :D

    Cheers, Jenn

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  20. AnonymousApril 6, 2013 at 4:16 AM

    I like your dam post.

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  21. Masked MomApril 6, 2013 at 5:29 PM

    This reminds me of a the sign I saw advertising a garage in a nearby town. It said, "Best dam garage in town."

    A. It was the only garage of any kind in town. and B. Not only is there not a dam anywhere nearby, coming there's not even a body of water big enough TO dam.

    Thanks for the giggle.

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