Happy birthday to Daniel, my favorite son.
Listen
up, ladies. Have I got the guy for you. He's smart, good looking, and
single. Since today is my son's twenty-fifth birthday, it's time to find
him a wife. Don't get me wrong, it's not like he's a
pathetic loser who's short on women, he has plenty of dates. They just
aren't my type.
Daniel likes Barbie
dolls--beautiful, blonde, high-healed women who are definitely not
kosher. I think this obsession with Barbies started in preschool when he
played with his sisters' dolls in the bathtub. He'd grab them by the
waist and fly them through the air while making airplane noises. In the
end, the poor Barbies would crash into the wall and maybe lose their
empty heads. Don't worry, ladies. He's always a gentleman with living women.
Anyway, my son needs a nice Jewish girl with a kind heart,
intelligence, and an excellent sense of humor. She'd have to have one to
fit into our family. Plus, liberal wouldn't hurt! Send me your resume,
that is if I'm still alive after posting letter F, which also stands for
Mom FAIL.
I think this kid just might have my sense of humor too. Plus, he has...
Strong muscles, |
a winning smile, |
and a big brain. |
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ReplyDeleteHe looks like a lot of fun, just like his Mom. Reading Talya's comment, I'm waiting for an #AtoZChallenge Matchmaking success! ;)
ReplyDeleteOr you could hold up a sign on Facebook. No, wait ...
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Happy A-Z! Visiting from the GBE 2: Blog On FB group.
Flier and flyer - Mixed messages and misused words from A to Z
this is soooo funny. love it.
ReplyDeleteHilarious! Does you son know you are advertising for a wife for him? I don't know any single, Jewish girls for him I'm afraid. If I meet any, I will send them your way.
ReplyDeleteWonderful funny ... and great. Your son is a very handsome man ... so let him have fun with the long legged blonde barbies, we will never marry one of them ... he will marry a redhead - I bet. If she will be Jewish, I can't promise anything.
ReplyDeleteI like ... where I landed. Love you humor.
Would the tall Barbie doll shape and brilliant mind (that she got from her mother, of course) be okay? Of course, she's just turned 29 and she's Italian/American LDS, but she's a good match. By the way, I'm not really a matchmaker by nature, but I WANT GRANDCHILDREN!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday to Daniel have a good one.
ReplyDeleteLOL I do hope he finds Barbie Doll one that is your type soon heheh!
Have a birthdaytastic weekend :-)
Hope he finds the right girl - for himself and for you too!
ReplyDeleteLOL - I'll be back to read Daniel's comment. I loved this post, you are hilarious, but it might be the Mom-fail. My favorite photo was the big brain.
ReplyDeleteThis was so funny. Boy, are you in trouble now! If I did this for my younger son, he'd flip. Haha!
ReplyDeleteCattitude and Gratitude
Hah! This made me laugh. I do hope he brings home a nice, non-high-heeled Jewish girl for you...and I also hope he doesn't fly her into a wall and knock her head off. :-) Cute post.
ReplyDeleteThank you so much for visiting my blog today! I hope you'll drop by again soon!
As the mother of three sons, I can only imagine the reaction that awaits you for this post. ;)
ReplyDeleteLove it :)
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday Daniel! (And has he seen this post yet?)
Happy Birthday and LOL. Love it. I hope you find a good woman Daniel :D And Joyce pssstttt you are not old. I replied on my blog but thought I would hop over and tell you in person. :D Thanks for another great blog :D
ReplyDeleteLove it! May you son have a wonderful year filled with happiness (and may you get the 'perfect daughter-in-law).
ReplyDeleteGood luck with searching for the right girl : )
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by my blog.
Kids Math Teacher
Happy Birthday Daniel! Mom: hes a good looker and probably a smart one to boot I don't think he will marry a Barbie *tee heee*
ReplyDeleteKaTy Did at: Life's Ride As I See It
A-Z Challenge
Ooh, I think you're going to be in trouble when he sees this!
ReplyDeleteFun post to read, Joyce! Your Daniel is quite handsome. Don't worry, Joyce - he's going to find that nice Jewish girl and she and her mother-in-law are gonna' get along just fine! Don't our sons realize that we know just what kind of girl is going to make them happy!
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness, this is hysterical! He must have a good sense of humor to take mom posting this! He's very handsome, indeed. I doubt you'll have any trouble finding him a girl who'll be interested.
ReplyDeleteShannon at The Warrior Muse
He sounds like a catch. I hope you get the daughter-in-law of your dreams.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday to Daniel!!!
ReplyDeleteI bet he will just love the endorsement! Happy Birthday to him.
ReplyDeleteKathy
http://gigglingtruckerswife.blogspot.com
Ok, now I feel like 100 years old and sooo regretting it, your son would be a good catch :)
ReplyDeleteHe's got mommy's looks :)
Joyce, Daniel’s muscles are f-f-f-f-faaaab!
ReplyDeleteGreat blog.
I’ll be back.
Debbie
http://writingworkshopsandcompetitions.blogspot.co.uk/
Sorry, my daughter is only 14, and not Jewish, and ultraconservative. Other than that, I think they'd be perfect for each other.
ReplyDeleteHahaha, great idea. :)
ReplyDeleteHahaha, great idea :)
ReplyDeleteHe's handsome too. :)
ReplyDeleteMy son is 25 and married to a woman who is the complete opposite of everything I would have wished for...and we love her anyway. She's perfect for him, and vice versa. :)
My 20-yr. old is dating a nice Jewish girl down there in Florida. I haven't met her yet, but he's been talking about her here and there, and he never does that...and he celebrated her holidays with her recently. I sense a romance in the making.
Maybe something's in the air. :)
P.S. Be careful what you wish for, buwahahha
hahaha..you are one brave Mama!!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE it! I may need to use your "advertising" idea for my son when he gets older. hahaha! New fan from the Sunday Social :)
ReplyDeleteJessica
The Wondering Brain
Hehehe! Shopping around for a daughter in law! I hope you get the girl of your dreams :)
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Daniel!
Well, this made my evening. I wish you luck in snagging the daughter-in-law of your dreams, or at least one you can be happy with. If your son can be happy with her, too, that will definitely be a bonus. :)
ReplyDeleteLove your style--I'm following you now via Networked Blogs. Looking forward to more of your posts.
I'll be on the lookout down here in the Land of Enchantment! Love your post!!
ReplyDeleteSo what did Daniel think of his blogging birthday present?
ReplyDeleteLooking forward reading more of posts in week 2 of the A to Z challenge :)
Best wishes to mom & son..He is indeed very blessed to have a mom to love him sooo much & I'm sure he will see all ur dreamz come true coz nothing is greater than mommy love.. Smiles:)GOD<3U
ReplyDeleteOh to be a mom! We all have this to "go through", when our children "date" girls/boys we don't "click" with! My son is 26 and I'm glad he's not yet with someone. I'm still getting over the girl he dated for four years in college! My daughter is 22 and has found "the one" she thinks. I like him, just wish he liked US, the parents, more! Oh well, we just have to trust our kids and hope for the best!!! Love the post, happy a to z blogging!
ReplyDeleteThis is why boys shouldn't play with Barbies.
ReplyDeleteChildren are the greatest gift but also provide us with some amazing and funny stories along the way!! Great post about your son!
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