Thursday, September 26, 2013

Perfectly Imperfect Coworker

I have a coworker whose nose runs whenever 
she gets nervous or excited. This unusual
trait could lead to some odd situations. 

Picture this:

On her wedding day, she faces her groom with snot dripping down her lips and onto her formerly dry dress.

"You may kiss the bride," the priest says. 

If that ain't love, nothing is! Gives runaway bride a whole new meaning. 

"Welcome to parent night. I'm your child's teacher. HONKKKK!"

She's swimming in the ocean when a shark approaches. She may or may not die depending on whether or not it likes the free sample.

Picture Juliette with her nose running.
How about the fairy tale love story scene?

"Romeo! Romeo! Where for art thou dear, Romeo?

"I'm down here taking a shower!"

Or, maybe, "Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Let down your"

––drip. 

"That's not what I was going to say!"


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15 comments:

  1. JoSeptember 26, 2013 at 5:36 PM

    I know a gal with the same problem! Bless her heart. Always has a Kleenex in hand...always!

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  2. Optimistic ExistentialistSeptember 26, 2013 at 6:45 PM

    LOL well that's actually my favorite version of Romeo and Juliet (the 1968 version above). I would totally be in love with her even if her nose ran :)

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  3. UnknownSeptember 26, 2013 at 7:44 PM

    I wonder if the same impulse makes her nose run that makes mine run when I workout?!

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  4. BinkySeptember 26, 2013 at 7:54 PM

    I guess she could have worse runs.

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  5. FREE MY COKE REWARDS CODESSeptember 26, 2013 at 8:42 PM

    That is funny

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  6. Rhonda AlbomSeptember 27, 2013 at 1:54 AM

    Clever, the last one had me laughing out loud. Thanks for the giggles.

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  7. Masshole MommySeptember 27, 2013 at 4:32 AM

    LOL. I suppose there are worse problems to have, though, right?

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  8. mail4roseySeptember 27, 2013 at 6:43 AM

    Gah, I laughed, but oh no, is that a real affliction??? That would not be fun at all.

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  9. LucySeptember 27, 2013 at 9:25 AM

    Oh, my that must not be too much fun for her but you got me giggling. I had a co-worker that fainted and she said, "Hey, make sure you catch me or help me avoid hitting my head." Um, ok? I was thinking, gee, I don't want to be near her but then again I didn't want her to get hurt either.

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  10. AnonymousSeptember 27, 2013 at 5:37 PM

    Run, run.

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  11. Agent 54September 28, 2013 at 12:18 PM

    That's Snot funny.

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  12. SuzySeptember 28, 2013 at 7:00 PM

    That can't be fun for her, but had a good laugh at your post.

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  13. Colette SSeptember 29, 2013 at 2:11 AM

    That is very interesting and unusual.

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  14. stevebethereSeptember 29, 2013 at 4:25 AM

    Another meaning to a liquid lunch ;-)

    But on the bright side it could have been wind problems.

    "Holds nose and leaves blog"

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  15. AnonymousOctober 1, 2013 at 6:00 PM

    This was just a fun post to read and very creative, Joyce!

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