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Tuesday, July 22, 2014

#WW : Dog Shaming

I ate my grandmother's glasses.



And the matt, kitchen spoon, wooden game, didgeridoo, boomerang key chains, comb, ping pong paddles. I also ripped a hole through the porch screen and chewed carpet. I'm a bad puppy!


Sunday, July 20, 2014

Musical Monday: Head East

Driving on the highway, my daughter told me to "Head East." Before I knew it, 
a song came to mind, so here it is.


Does anyone remember this second song?


Tune in next week when the theme will be about songs from our hometowns. Do you think I'll have trouble finding a singer from Memphis?





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Saturday, July 19, 2014

Weekend Writing Warriors Blog Hop 7/20/14

Weekend Writing Warriors / #8sunday / 07/20/14



Since I've shown the dark side of my young adult manuscript, 
BEING BENITO CARLEFFA, this week I'll lighten things up with 
a humorous dinner time snippet between Ben and his father.

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After blowing on the red soup, I cautiously sipped it off the spoon. It's cold? Next I knew, I gagged, coughed, and thumped my chest. All this money, and these people couldn’t even heat the food.

     “You don't like the gazpacho?” Fiso asked. 

      I dropped my spoon on the table. Why would he mention the Gestapo? What was he, a modern day Nazi? Sure, everyone likes murderers. Sick. This guy’s really sick.


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