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Wednesday, October 13, 2021

Happy Halloween

Although for awhile, now, we've been wearing masks and consuming huge amounts of candy, the official day for this is right around the corner. I love Halloween! This year, we put more decorations out to delight our grandson who has come for a visit. My husband calls the balloon ghost in the yard a snowman because he melts everynight when I unplug him. I figure there is no sense flashing his colorful lights all night, when no one sees them, only to have his bulbs burn out before the 31st. The new gadgets for Halloween are amazing! Somehow he senses the night and lights up only in the daylight. I think the poor guy was hung over this morning because although he blew up, he needed my help to stand to his full five-feet.
We also have a little ghost who lights up and sang an annoying song, repeatedly. My grandson fixed this ghost with a swim in the dog's waterbowl. Now, he lights up, even on the off switch, but his little song is softer, so I don't hear, "Trick-or-Treat. Smell my feet. Give me something good to eat!" Darn it. A few years ago, my son caught me asleep on the couch and thought it fitting to film me. I showed him when I openned an eye in midproduction. He turned this clip into a delightful Halloween comercial for my store. Check this out. https://www.pinterest.com/pin/303570831142615210/ Be sure to click to find all sorts of Halloween activities for ages K - 12! Joyce Catch My Products

Wednesday, September 15, 2021

Halloween Fun

I love Halloween! It's the one night of the year when kids can dress up and collect candy from friends, relatives, and neighbors. I grew up in St. Louis where trick-or-treat meant just that. When ringing door bells, home owners would often request a trick before giving a treat. This practice stopped at our home after Larry, a large child, shook the house with his somersault. None-the-less, Halloween was a great time to hear a good joke and enjoy fun. We weren't the vicious youngsters who would toilet paper a house as a trick.
Can you guess what this couple is dressed as?
Furthermore, what kid doesn't like Halloween activities in the classroom or through distance learning? Here is your chance to challenge your 4th and 5th graders with a logic puzzle pack!
Inside this BUNDLE you will find: Halloween Logic Halloween Logic Answer Key Halloween Circle Logic (difficult) Halloween Circle Logic Answer Key Vocabulary Words for Story Writing Creative Halloween Prompt Halloween Research Halloween Research Answer Key Ghost Research Design a Haunted Classroom Measurement Activity
Find spooky good fun at: https://www.teacherspayteachers.com/Product/Halloween-Digital-Worksheets-Logic-Puzzles-and-Brainteasers-746518 Answer: Star Wars

Monday, September 13, 2021

Reading to Learn

There's an old saying that in grades kindergarten through third grade we learn to read, but come fourth grade up, we read to learn. Reading to learn is great provided we capture a kid's interest first. It seems like the older kids get, the more difficult it is to keep them engaged. Afterall, high school kids are more interested in finding dates or a good party for the weekend than what the teacher wants them to read. That is why choosing high interest reading passage topics is so important. Usually, I will look for a topic that is trending or that I've been curious or interested in knowing more about. Often I'll go beyond the normal topic, so I have to geer these passages to high schoolers. Of course you can't have an elementary student reading about Ed Gein slicing his victims and wearing them as we saw in The Silence of the Lambs. You also don't want to introduce younger students to a real life murder from a pair of 1890s lesbians. History is rarely rated G, and I've told it like it was in many high school reading passages. What's even better is the price! When it comes to reading passages, I have bundled activities for 30% off the price of individual resources. I know 30% is a lot of savings, but reality, I'd much rather see a teacher buy several lessons at once than just one story. If you're interested in my best seller for October, check this out.
https://www.teacherspayteachers.com/Product/High-School-Reading-Comprehension-Passages-and-Questions-Distance-Learning-Bundl-5260770 Passages come with discussion questions, writing prompts, and answer keys. Thanks for tuning in.

Saturday, August 28, 2021

Win a $10 TpT Gift Card

I am giving away another Teachers Pay Teachers gift card. All you have to do is enter the rafflecopter for a chance to win this contest, which has LOW numbers. But hurry. Contest ends, soon!
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Tuesday, July 13, 2021

Six Sentences Not on the Farm

Kate Hadfield Designs The rooster crowed all day and night, so the neighbors called the town’s municipal center to get it removed from the block. Owning roosters, in the suburbs, certainly went against Germantown code, but the selfish neighbors didn’t care about the incessant noise. They were the center of their own universe. Planning carefully, they sent the creature on a short vacation only to return it to their home in hopes of fertilizing the chicken eggs. It returned, so neighbors complained, again. After three times, the judge will now deal with the cock-a-doodle-doos.

Monday, July 12, 2021

This Week's Sales and Giveaways

Reduced, FREE, and Giveaways for ALL Grade Levels! Grades K - 12 Find all deals, giveaways, and freebies here http://www.bit.ly/2021SunSandSavings! This July, I'm participating with grades 3 - 5. If that's not your grade level, no problem. Click above. If it is, check this out!
Monday (Today) Dollar Deals! I'm even offering my novel for only a $1.
Tuesday Two dollar deals! Wednesday Digital Dollar Deals!
Thursday Week #2 Giveaway Three teachers will win $5o gift cards to TpT!
Here are Week #1 winners – July 8th and 9th Group 1 Winner – Katie T. Group 2 Winner – Teresa L. Group 3 Winner – Christina S. If not you, try again Thursday, you never know. Eve G. seems to always win my contests. It is probably because she enters them all. If you don't enter, you can't win. GOOD LUCK! Friday FREE Resources!

Wednesday, June 23, 2021

Six Word Story on "Season"

Art by Sarah Pecorino Illustration


Ketchup on Rice

I stared at the soft, white ovals on my plate that not only tasted bad but were not even worth it from a nutritional standpoint. I don't understand how anyone likes plain white rice for it is the blandest food I've ever tasted and certainly needs someone to season it. Maybe it would be palatable with a sprinkle of dill weed and pepper. That is not enough, so I could add Worchester sauce to it, too. Actually, the only way to make it really tasty is a blob of ketchup mixed throughout the rice. YUM!


Monday, June 21, 2021

Music Monday Happy Birthday to my Little Girl! And Ruby

 Today, is Judy's birthday making her older than yesterday. My beautiful daughter has blossomed into an accomplished young woman! She is currently enjoying her return to school to work on a Master's Degree at the University of Michigan. Unsurprisingly, this beautiful and brilliant young lady is still the 'A' student that she's always been and if up to her, she'd love to keep on learning in school, forever because Judy has an unsettled curiosity to know about everything in the world. I really think she should have been a lawyer with her quick wit and brilliant argument skills. Nonetheless, she will run a nonprofit, work for social causes, or do any of the numerous jobs that she is being set up for.



Of course she is a dog lover, too! In honor of her birthday, here is a Beatles classic from long ago!



On another note, we just got back from a visit to our son's home with our dogs. As I posted not long ago, he recently lost his dog, Ruby. Our two older dogs were very attached to her and showed definite signs of mourning. Honey Bear sniffed all over the house looking for her while Millie refused to eat. Just like people, dogs get attached to loved ones, too. Here is a song for Ruby from an olden decade. I think of Ruby with this song, because this is how she acted when ever we saw her. Ie., she'd go crazy on us with her jumping Dino dog reaction!



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Friday, June 4, 2021

Remembering Ruby

We received the dreaded phone call last night. Ruby, our much loved grand-dogter passed on at the ripe old age of 14 years old.

Although fourteen seems young, our furry friends are given a very short time here on Earth. As a golden retriever, she outlived most others of her breed, who have an average life expectancy of 10 - 12 years. She also died at home with her family as she quietly quit her labored breathing.

Ruby was a gift for our son's 19th birthday. He often referred to her as the gift that keeps on giving. She spent her youth as part of a college fraternity and was able to fart and burp with the best of them. Everyone loved Ruby, and Ruby loved a good party. She was a wild young thing as she would jump onto our six foot fence and peek over to tell the neighbors, "Hello." She did this until just a few years ago when she lost her high jumping abilities. But, she still loved to steal tomatoes wherever she could find them.

So, what do you do when the performance of the Can-Can is a little over an hour away, and Ruby chews up your bloomers? Or when your socks manage to get twisted in a red dog's intestines, and had to be removed by the vet. It feels like that wild little puppy quickly grew into a calm old gal . . .  and she will be missed!

Yet, even as an old dog, she was still Ruby. Daniel had a great plan to propose to his wife under a waterfall on a camping trip. Instead, Ruby rolled in something smelly, so the proposal was a bit less romantic.

Ruby had such an expressive face that I couldn't help but use her modeling shot in my store logo. Afterall, who could resist that goofy grin?



Ruby is the dark red, adult retriever in the sudoku puzzle. 
She was such a looker in her day!

In memory of Ruby, I have placed my dog logic puzzles at half price until 
I feel like putting things back to normal. Maybe for a few weeks. 
I don't want to think about that, right now. 

Good Bye, Sweet Girl!


Ruby as Regina George with her friends, Honey and Millie.

Tuesday, June 1, 2021

Summer is Special

Although summer doesn't technically begin until June 21st, my daughter's birthday and the longest day of the year (especially in 1990), most of us feel like it's summer when that end of the school bell rings, on that last day. I've been in schools with that tearful goodbye to the kids followed by the blasting of "Celebration" over the intercom when the last little rugrat is gone. Now that it is summer, what do you do?

The last thing you want, right now, is to think about the next school year. This is the time to read a good book, travel, or just chlax. I loved The Four Winds by Kristen Hannah, Between Shades of Gray by Ruta Sepetys, and anything by Jodi Picoult. You can think I'm not right, but I was also fascinated by Stiff by Mary Roach. If you don't want to read about cadavers, it might be fun to read kids books like the Harry Potter series, The One and Only Ivan, or books by Margaret Peterson Haddix. I know, summer is the time to forget about teaching, but it helps to read what kids read so that you know how to suggest good reads and can have a laugh over a silly Gordon Korman book. My daughter always questioned my love of reading books for kids.

If you're not into summer reading, how about a vacation? Depending on where you live, I'm sure there are a lot of fun weekend jaunts. We like to trek over to Nashville to see the grandson. If you live near a beach or mountain, lucky you! The vacation is in your backyard.

Another summer love of mine is the smoothie! Here is a page from my Smoothie Reading Passage that give you some great recipes. Enjoy your summer!


Saturday, May 15, 2021

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Tuesday, May 4, 2021

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Teach logic puzzles in May at the end of the school year for critical thinking skills for gifted and talented students on Teachers Pay Teachers. #TpT #TeachersPayTeachers #iteachtoo #iteach345 #educationKeep kids engaged and challenged at the end of the school year with fun logic puzzles on Teachers Pay Teachers. #teachersofthegram #teachersofinstagram #teachersoffacebook #teach

Teach summer logic puzzle fun, word search, and writing prompts that the kids will love! #fun #summerfun #kids #elementarykids #middleschoolkids Camp fun with logic puzzles for kids in June, July, or August fun. Critical thinking skills are awesome! #edu #teacher #teacherresources #parents #summeractivities

Also, if you are looking for a good read for the end of the school year or over the summer, check out my EBook Novel, Mrs. Zimmerman's Donuts. This delightful novel takes a look at a problem plaguing our classrooms, bullying. 
 

​     Every Friday after school, Harrison Zimmerman invited popular boys over for a stupid end-of-the-week celebration. His mom would fry up homemade donuts dipped in thick chocolate sauce. My mouth watered as we passed his house and I breathed in the scent of those gooey pieces of dough. ​

     Mom usually fell into a tantrum at the thought of me swallowing anything slightly junky. She fussed over eating healthy as if my gut would explode if the tiniest bit of sugar or grease tickled my insides. But the real reason I’d never eaten the donuts: Harrison had never invited me. Actually, no one had ever asked me to go anywhere.

     Things were about to change.


Please stop by my store, where you'll find over 800 resources for ages K - 12!


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Tuesday, April 27, 2021

FREE Anti-Bullying Resource

 When I needed a resource to handle bullying behaviors, I found two categories of products: 


  • Babyish resources for primary grades
  • Bullying in which someone commits suicide

Free social story about bullying in upper elementary school. #TEACHers #antibullying #teachersfollowteachers


This is NOT what I wanted, but all I could find; so, I wrote my own reading passage. My resource is about gateway behaviors to bullying. These are the common behaviors that lead to bullying but are questionable as to whether or not someone is actually being bullied. The purpose of my product is to nip bullying before it starts. Miriam's Story is organized so that the teacher discusses behaviors as they happen in the reading. 




Download this story for free at: 

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Monday, April 19, 2021

A Great Giveaway and Sale for Teachers!

Read Below to Find an Amazing Giveaway and Sales!



Teachers… Do you need a vacation or know a teacher who does? Well, a group of dedicated teacher-authors have teamed up and want to “shower” a teacher with $500 toward a flight or Airbnb to a destination of your choice. This year and a half has been the craziest, hardest time teachers have ever had to deal with!  You DESERVE a vacation! 

๐Ÿงก Tell us if you were to win, where you would want to go and why you need a vacation! ๐Ÿงก Enter the raffle here: https://bit.ly/2Q5o4pl 

 

๐Ÿงก Raffle Ends at 12:00 AM Central Time, Sat. 4/24/21. The lucky winner will be announced by 5/2/21. 

๐Ÿ‘‰ You must be an educator to win and provide proof by providing your school name and grade level within 48 hours after contacted or a new random winner will be selected. This promotion is in no way sponsored, endorsed or administered by, or associated with Facebook, Instagram, or Teachers Pay Teachers. No Purchase Required. 

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This week we are, “Showering Teachers with Dollar Deals!”  Find awesome resources to choose from to get you to the finish line. Go HERE on Mon. & Tues.๐Ÿ‘‰https://bit.ly/2QwJ4Ft.
Please note that most of the sellers in this group are elementary sellers, so I chose elementary resources to place on sale.

Be sure to take a look at my resources:




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Our sale resources are digital resources, so I'm offering the following for only a $1:



Friday is our 1/2 price on bundles sale!
Go HERE on Friday. ๐Ÿ‘‰ Bundle Deals

I will be offering these bundles for 1/2 off the original price!

Thanks for tuning in and good luck in the contest and in finding the perfect resources during our sale!


Here is a tune to go along with our sale! 
Happy Monday Music Moves Me!


Joyce
Catch My Products
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Friday, March 26, 2021

High School Reading Passages and Questions The History of Pandemics & COVID

As these difficult times surround us, many wonder how our pandemic compares to those that our ancestors suffered with throughout history. Being a curious sort, I researched and wrote this reading passage with higher level thinking questions about COVID and other pandemics. 

My thoughts of the past pandemics actually surfaced when I was a Historical Haunts tour guide. I told stories of Yellow Fever and how Spanish Flu killed Elliot Fountaine, a local spirit who has been seen and heard from during multiple investigations. Little did I know, Spanish Flu did not originate in Spain but rather in Kansas! 

If you'd like to learn and teach your high schoolers about pandemics, check out this popular reading passage.

Teens will love reading about diseases throughout history with these reading stories on Teachers Pay Teachers for schools first. #education #teachers #iteachtoo
Also, read what a buyer had to say.

"I used this as an activity when our school suddenly went to distance learning during quarantine. It was phenomenal. In fact it was so well done that I bridged a research paper from this activity as well. It was such a relief to have a relevant and well-made activity readily available at such a critical time. The author did a great job at compiling information and making thought-provoking and worthwhile questions. Seriously, thank you!!!"


Teach about yellow fever with history fiction passage about yellow fever. #TpT #teachersfollowteachers #iteach
I also have a historical fiction story on Yellow Fever for younger students in middle school or upper elementary.


Kids will love reading about George as he tries not to interact with the world around him during the fatal yellow fever epidemic of 1878. This passage also includes questions and a puzzle.

Teaching teens reading passage with questions lesson on Teacher Pay Teachers. #history #COVID #lessons



Thanks for reading about these resources! I have also written a high school passage about the Smallpox pandemic. I hope you'll have a closer look at my products.

Joyce
The Gifted Department Store

Teach reading, language arts to 5th grade through 12th with reading passages and questions on Teacher Pay Teachers. #teachersofig #teachersofthegram #teachers


Thursday, March 18, 2021

My Love of Writing!

I love to write, especially historical fiction pieces because I have fun learning about the past. I've recently gotten hooked on "Outlander," a Netflix show that features scenes from the 18th century. It's so much fun to get a look into the past, plus, before watching the show, I never knew anything about Scotland.

As a writer, I not only have created resources with writing tips but also have written a lot of fiction, historical fiction, and nonfiction stories. These stories each contain challenging questions which make for a great buy on Teachers Pay Teachers. All of my stories are my original writing, no purchasing of a story from someone else. I'd often wondered where these resources with writing came from only to learn that a lot of sellers hire someone to write. Not me! 

Here is a peek of some of my reading passages for upper elementary or middle school students.

Since it's March, this might be a good time to look at my Irish stories.

4th grade, 5th grade reading comprehension passage with questions on Teachers Pay Teachers. Core standards based curriculum instruction for schools first. #tpt #teachersofig #iteachtoo
Take a look at young Frank, an Irish potato farmer, from around 1850, as he struggles with his new life in the Bronx of New York City. 

Although Frank is fictional, a lot of his troubles were real for the Irish immigrant of his time. Frank faces, disease and ridicule as he searches for an honest days work.


St. Patrick's Day article about Irish Castles on Teacher Pay Teachers. #education #teachersfollowteachers #teacherslife

My other story with Irish roots, "A Bloody Bad Life," comes from my experiences visiting a 15th century castle in Ireland. My husband and I took a tour, which inspired me to write this second person story that has been improved by my online teacher/author April Lurie when I took a writing class. 


Teach reading comprehension passages and questions to schools first on Teacher Pay Teachers. #education #iteach345 #iteach456

Each of these resources, as well as all of my reading passages, may be printed or used virtually for distance learning or center work.

If you like unusual reading passages and questions for your kids, please check out my reading passages bundle, which sells for 30% off the price of individual resources. Am I nuts to give such a steep discount? Maybe.

Friday, March 12, 2021

Win a FREE Resource Through My Brief Survey

Please take a minute or two to fill out this survey and enter to win a free resource!

If you don't mind, I would love for you to fill out a brief (seven questions), multiple choice survey. On March 31st, I'll choose twelve participants to win a FREE printable or PowerPoint or your choice valued under $5.

Thanks!
Click here for the survey.

Joyce
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P.S. Please take a look at my new high school language arts bundle which is 1/2 off for 24 hours.

                                        
Language arts lessons for teens in print or digital worksheets or PowerPoint on Teacher Pay Teachers. #iteachla #teachersfollowteachers #iteachhighschool #iteachhs

P.S.S. I also posted a middle school reading passage on the Salem Witch Trials earlier in the week.

Teach with historical fiction story about Salem Witch Trials for your middle school students. #iteach567 #teacherspayteachers #iteachla


Thursday, March 4, 2021

Six Sentence Theory Through Choplogic

 I am here to use choplogic to prove the theory that Hell is on Earth.

  1. Hell is a place.
  2. One place is Earth.
  3. Earth is a planet.
  4. Planets revolve around the sun.
  5. The son came out of me through birth.
  6. Giving birth was hell.
Therefore, Hell is on Earth. 
         

This six sentence story is a part of Girlie on the Edge's blog challenge with the word prompt of, Theory. You may link up your six sentence story on the Thursday Link up.

Do you like Choplogic? You can improve critical thinking for kids by challenging them to complete a choplogic story. Plus, it's fun for 4th, 5th grade, or 6th!



If you want to save 30% off the price of individual resources, you may do so by purchasing the Brain Teasers Variety Pack Bundle.


Thanks for stopping by!

Joyce
The Gifted Department Store


Monday, March 1, 2021

Fun Logic for Kids

When I taught gifted and talented kids, a favorite was always logic puzzles, especially on fun topics like magic. Kids love solving puzzles whether working by themselves or with a partner. These puzzles worked well in centers for early finishers, too. Somehow the bright kids in the class tend to finish early and are always looking for something to do. Of course, many of those bookworms will pull out a novel and read, but the math kids want to solve logic puzzles. Let's face it. They all love to solve logic puzzles.

A favorite are the grid puzzles, where students answer questions and place X's and O's in a grid. No these aren't hugs and kisses. The X's eliminate possibilities while the O's match what goes together. Would you like to try them out?

I have a lot of FREE puzzles on different grade levels. Try these:

Lunch Boxes (for your primary students)

Teach logic puzzle to gifted and talented primary students or for kids on Teacher Pay Teachers. #freelessons #free #teachers


Stuck in a Chair will give upper elementary kids a chuckle.

Solve logic puzzles for #FREE on Teacher Pay Teachers for schools first. #education #teachersofthegram #TEACHers


After trying these, check out Wizard Logic Puzzles, which just happens to be my best seller! Your kids will love them!

Harry Potter puzzles about wizards on Teacher Pay Teachers for 4th grade or 5th grade students. #iteachgt Teacher Pay Teacher #teacherslife schools first #logicHarry Potter related logic puzzles for kids on Teacher Pay Teachers. Teaching gifted and talented problem solving and critical thinking with brain based activities on Teacher Pay Teachers for schools first. #harrypotterfans #iteach #teachers


Wednesday, February 24, 2021

Six Sentence Stories A Bit Off From the Rodeo

My Beautiful Daughter

After my last week's gruesome six for Girlie on the Edge's Blog's Six Sentence Stories, I'm here to redeem myself with a short comedy sketch mirrored after one of my favorite comedians, Gilda Radner. If you're old, like me, you'll remember how, as Roseanne Roseannadana, she never got her commentaries just right! I hope this makes you laugh out loud and brings back fond memories of the old Saturday Night Live. 

Here is my original comedy sketch that I wrote in her memory.



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A Bit Off From the Rodeo!

"Dear Roseanne Roseannadanna, 
     S. Mack Bangdrum writes in today wanting to know where the rodeo will be, if he is allowed to wear a bikini to it, pass gas in the stands, burp, smoke, and if smoking leads to a fire, will clowns be available to put it out?"

"Dear S. Mack Bangdrum, sounds like a fun guy,
     I, Roseanne Roseannadanna, once saw a clown trying to get stuck smoked jerky out of his teeth while listening to country music coming out of a radio near a fireplace. Sticky food scraps get in their so tight that a rock song would have been better to get the energy to pick, pick, pick at old gunk for a good cleaning. Way back when, Franklin Delano Roosevelt used the radio to give his fireside chats to the nation, but I could never listen to the president with my finger picking my teeth, making drool slide out of my mouth, in front of a president, no less!"

     "Roseanne, Roseanne Roseannadanna, since Mr. Bangdrum wrote in wanting to know about the rodeo, why are you rambling on about picking your teeth in front of a radio broadcast from a president who died in 1945?"

     "Bitch."

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Find humor in my Novel or eBook social story on TpT. 


Are you wondering if I have funny stories in my store? The one that stands out the most is my middle grade novel, Mrs. Zimmerman's Donuts. This 203 page manuscript takes readers on an adventure with Knob and Slater as they work to stop the bullies.

Although it’s been four years since Will lost his brother, he still finds himself smothered in the arms of his overprotective mom. To make matters worse, fifth grade means day after day of taunting by a group of boys who share weekly donuts without him. Life changes when a Mohawk wearing cool kid enters the class, assigns Will a new name, and is determined to give him a hand up the social ladder. But social success has its problems as Will soon finds out by following his angel with mismatched wings.