I hope they use plenty of sunscreen, otherwise, those round apples might look like Jonathans. Or after looking at some naked folks, people might turn green. Naw! It's television, so they'll only choose those people with disgustingly perfect figures and no backne.
The best part about the show is that the bachelorettes won't have any problems being able to tell if the guys truly like them. As for the viewers, they just need to look for a bigger patch of blur. I wonder if they have doctors on the set. After all, the commercials say, "Please seek medical attention for an erection lasting over four hours." Bwaaaa.
Now that naked television is the new thing, I wonder what other shows will be popping up. Be on the lookout for:
- The Big Butt Theory
- Under the Dong
- Once Upon A Tit
- Full Blouse
- Sex With P. Diddy
- Game of Boners
- Knocking Up the Kardashians
Maybe How I Met Your Mother could start a new season after this show or Two and a Half Men might take on a whole new meaning.