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Tuesday, July 13, 2021

Six Sentences Not on the Farm

Kate Hadfield Designs The rooster crowed all day and night, so the neighbors called the town’s municipal center to get it removed from the block. Owning roosters, in the suburbs, certainly went against Germantown code, but the selfish neighbors didn’t care about the incessant noise. They were the center of their own universe. Planning carefully, they sent the creature on a short vacation only to return it to their home in hopes of fertilizing the chicken eggs. It returned, so neighbors complained, again. After three times, the judge will now deal with the cock-a-doodle-doos.

Monday, July 12, 2021

This Week's Sales and Giveaways

Reduced, FREE, and Giveaways for ALL Grade Levels! Grades K - 12 Find all deals, giveaways, and freebies here! This July, I'm participating with grades 3 - 5. If that's not your grade level, no problem. Click above. If it is, check this out!
Monday (Today) Dollar Deals! I'm even offering my novel for only a $1.
Tuesday Two dollar deals! Wednesday Digital Dollar Deals!
Thursday Week #2 Giveaway Three teachers will win $5o gift cards to TpT!
Here are Week #1 winners – July 8th and 9th Group 1 Winner – Katie T. Group 2 Winner – Teresa L. Group 3 Winner – Christina S. If not you, try again Thursday, you never know. Eve G. seems to always win my contests. It is probably because she enters them all. If you don't enter, you can't win. GOOD LUCK! Friday FREE Resources!

Wednesday, June 23, 2021

Six Word Story on "Season"

Art by Sarah Pecorino Illustration

Ketchup on Rice

I stared at the soft, white ovals on my plate that not only tasted bad but were not even worth it from a nutritional standpoint. I don't understand how anyone likes plain white rice for it is the blandest food I've ever tasted and certainly needs someone to season it. Maybe it would be palatable with a sprinkle of dill weed and pepper. That is not enough, so I could add Worchester sauce to it, too. Actually, the only way to make it really tasty is a blob of ketchup mixed throughout the rice. YUM!