Our peaceful neighborhood has been rocked by three armed robberies in the past week. No, we do not live in the "dangerous" part of town; we live in Germantown. Although Memphis has her fair share of crime, Germantown had been rated as the tenth safest suburb in the country. See for yourself Ten Safest Suburbs in US. So what's going on?
Here is a report of what didn't happen during the first robbery, but I'll use my author's creative rights to change the story.
An elderly woman drove home from picking up dinner. Without warning, a man, wearing a hat, gloves, and ski mask, grabbed her arm and pushed her into her house. As he pointed a gun at her head, he didn't notice her 85 year-old husband who sat at the kitchen table. Being that he had no early Altheimer's and a body as fit and limber as it was in his twenties, he sprung out of his seat, disappeared into the back of the house, and called the police.
Once notified, the police arrived in two minutes. (That's not fabricated.) They pointed their pistols at the robber and told him to drop his gun. When he didn't follow directions precisely, they shot off his white balls, which dripped the last of his testosterone all over the kitchen floor.
Cuffed and booked, Mr. Felon was dragged to 201 Poplar and thrown in jail with a group of sex starved men. He couldn't sleep for fear of one of his fellow prisoners attacking him in the night.
Not exactly the story, but hopefully they'll catch this thug and shoot his balls off, anyway.
Showing posts with label Memphis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Memphis. Show all posts
Thursday, January 22, 2015
Tuesday, January 20, 2015
Tuesday, November 25, 2014
#WW: Memphis Comic and Fantasy Convention / Part I
I asked random strangers if I could take their pictures.
Sunday, July 27, 2014
Music From Memphis, TN
WC Handy (Father of the Blues) statue on Beale Street He wrote the Memphis Blues. |
The next artist is The King. Although he died before I moved to Memphis, my father-in-law taught him how to tie a tie. My husband used to see him regularly at the Memphis Jewish Community Center after hours. He'd come out with his buddies to play basketball. Uncle Bernard Lansky, the clothier to the king, was so tight with Elvis that my husband was invited to ride in one of the limos at his funeral; however, Mitchell couldn't get home from college. Elvis Presley recorded his first record at Sun Studio in Memphis, Tennessee. Yo! Here comes Elvis.
There are many more artists with a Memphis connection. Ike and Tina Turner once owned a home not too far from where we live, Aretha Franklin brought lots of "Respect" to Memphis, Tennessee, and Rosanne Cash was born here while her father Johnny was recording at Sun Studios. Though not born in Memphis, B.B. King moved here and Isaac Hayes died here. We have become the mecca for music over the years as many artists lived here. But I know no one has ever heard of any of these people I mentioned or the many more one would find if you googled "Memphis Musicians." Not being one to post a lot of songs, I will end with one final song about our town. Marc Cohn wrote it after being touched by a visit to Memphis. He captured this place so well, that here he is.
They even made a Memphis the Musical.
So, do you this I was being selfish when I suggested this theme
or did I just want a chance to brag?
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Tuesday, May 6, 2014
#WW Wordless Wednesday Meets the Wiener Man
The royals were not the only visitors to Memphis this week.
Meet Sam the Wiener man!
And his amazing wiener mobile.
♭♬♩Oh. I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener. ♪♫♩
Sunday, March 23, 2014
#MM: Happy in Memphis
Harding School students put together this
video showing some notable parts of Memphis.
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Tuesday, December 10, 2013
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