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Saturday, November 10, 2012

Silly Sunday: Lincoln

I'm thrilled to hear another Abe Lincoln movie, directed by Stephen Spielberg and starring Daniel Day Louis and Sally Field, is coming to theaters this week. Lincoln has always been one of my favorite presidents not just because of the Emancipation Proclamation but also his great wit that most people don't even know about. Last January, I posted funny anecdotes about him. History: Abe Lincoln was Funny

Here are some jokes coined by Lincoln himself.

* It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.

* When I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees.

* If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

* Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

* Whatever you are, be a good one.

* He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas better than any man I ever met.

* When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, its best to let him run.

* You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all of the time.

* The man who murdered his parents, then pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan. 
* Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.


Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Those are funny!
Movie is in limited release, so we won't get it until next week. I'm definitely going to see it.

shelly said...

Funny but wise quotes.

Hugs and chocolate,

Binky said...

Should be a good movie with Spielberg at the helm.
I always thought that fool quote was P.T. Barnum's.

Sandra Tyler said...

lol. LIke the fighting bees.

kendra kay said...

so excited about the new lincoln movie!
thank so much for linking up with us at an aloha affair! so happy to have you. have a great week-end!

Rhonda said...

Nicely done. My favorite from your list: "If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?" Gotta love Abe. happy Silly Sunday.

DUTA said...

He's got a nice profile.

mail4rosey said...

LOL on some of the quotes!

This is a movie I want to see, the first one I'm excited about this year! :)

Sandee said...

I love Abe so the movie should be awesome.

Have a terrific Silly Sunday. :)

stevebethere said...

LOL my favourite is Whatever you are, be a good one.The film looks promising

Have a great week Joyce :-)

Mama's High Strung said...

This is terrific!!! Can't wait to see the movie, too!

Chasing Joy said...

I like the one about things comming to those who wait that are left by those who hustle.

Janet Gardner said...

Those are great, My favorite is the same as chasing joy!
Hope all is well,
Janet :)

Anne said...

I like the "Whatever you are, be a good one." I think it speaks so much of what Lincoln also did himself; from his humble beginnings to becoming one of the greatest presidents of America.

Thanks for dropping by my blog. Hope you can visit again :)

Jenn said...

We can't wait to see this movie--that said-- we've been scouring the internet for show times this Friday when it is scheduled to open--and can not find one theater yet that has it in our area. Talk about a bummer!!

Hope that changes by Friday!! Cheers, Jenn

northsidefour said...

Have you read the children's book about Lincoln, about his childhood friend who saves his life? Abe Lincoln Crosses A Creek, I believe by Deborah Hokinson. Really a fun book, the kids at school love it, and I love any book that engages them while teaching them a bit about history.