Trump to Put Palin in His Cabinet

Ready for the latest? Now that Sarah Palin has endorsed Donald Trump, he states that

there would “certainly be a role for her in his administration.” So, I’m here to help the Donald on the possible jobs for someone as intelligent and sophisticated as Sarah Palin. Personally, if he's putting her in his cabinet, he should lock the door and not let her out. 

A first possibility would be the Secretary of Labor. After all, Sarah has had a lot of experience going through labor when birthing her multiple idiot children. Of course, I shouldn’t use the term “idiot” because Track’s irresponsible behaviors are due to Obama sending him to Iraq during Bush’s term as president, anyway. Furthermore, she blames Obama for Brystol's divorce because his win kept Palin from being the vice president (That makes perfect sense). Which brings out another possible position, Secretary of Education, since she was so good at educating her own children on how to become responsible adults. Of course Palin wouldn't want to be just a secretary.

How about her being over the Department of Energy? She sure has a lot of energy when she gives her thrilling and clearly worded speeches. Such as, “you actually have to balance budgets in order to prioritize, to keep the main thing, the main thing -- and he knows the main thing” or “America would apologize and as part of the deal, as the enemy sends a message to the rest of the world that they capture and we kowtow, and we apologize and then we bend over and say, 'Thank you, enemy.” After all, “"Trump's candidacy has exposed, not just that tragic -- that ramifications of the betrayal of a transformation of our country.” So, “it's time to drill, baby, drill down and hold these folks accountable." 

Whoo hoo!

I wonder if Sarah Palin has ever had an affair with a veteran. I know Bristol had an out of wedlock bed companion, but I don’t know about her mama. The reason I ask is because there is a Department of Veteran Affairs that the Donald could assign her to, if she qualifies. If that doesn’t work, she could be assigned to the Department of Interior. I bet she could do a great job decorating the White House. 

Nah. Palin needs to head up the Department of Homeland Security since she’s so well versed in guns. After all, Sarah knows that "the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke." Also, she’s well versed in American history, such as when she explained Paul Revere’s ride. "He

who warned, uh, the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed."

So in conclusion, I thank my lucky stars (or good sense) that Palin is not endorsing my candidate!