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After five completed manuscripts and years of writing, I'm thrilled to announce that I found a terrific agent who is howling to represent me and Mrs. Zimmerman's Donuts! I'm referring to the wild and wonderful Agent Harold Wolfe of The Wolfe Literary Agency in New York City. Mr. Wolfe has been prowling the book market for several years and, as a result, has sunk his teeth into his own unique style. In fact, he hates query letters, stating that he'd rather talk to someone than read a letter; so, Mr. Wolfe invites authors to call his office (212) 439-6500 and ask for Harry Wolfe. What a rare species he is! He also welcomes visitors, so feel free to stop by his agency from 10:00-5:00 at the corner of: 64th Street and Fifth Avenue New York, New York 10021 For more information about Literary Agent Harold Wolfe, check out his website: http://tinyurl.com/ahfx8nu
What do you get when you cross Catch My Words with the month of April? Answer: The A-Z Challenge.
Starting Monday, 12:01 Central Standard time, I will be
participating in April's A-Z Challenge. This means twenty-six days of
laughs, one for each letter of the alphabet. Please stop by each day, Monday-Saturday.
Is this funny, interesting, or cool? Check
the box below and then hop back for a laugh on Monday.
I want to be very, very small. Not like midget small, kid small, or can't reach the cookie jar small–although that might help me achieve my goal––but size two small; so small I wouldn't weigh enough to donate blood. That way, I'd have no guilt about not giving as often as I should.
I was once small.
Furthermore, everything looks better on skinny people, except for heavy backpacks that knock feather weights to the ground. At a camp in Colorado, a counselor stuck a backpack on a small girl's back. Without an ounce of emotion, she fell over backwards. That girl was small.
Also, it would take a small girl to attract a Christian Grey. Scratch that. I DON'T want a Christian Grey; however, mentioning his name on my blog brings lots of visitors, so CHRISTIAN GREY, CHRISTIAN GREY, CHRISTIAN GREY. Ha! You got here because you were looking for a hot, sexy guy, didn't you? Fine! Don't get ticked, he's down below.
In answer to the old question, "Would you rather be beautiful or intelligent?" I might go for beauty, as in small and stupid. That way, I'd be too dumb to know what I'm missing. I'd flip my blonde hair into a bun and spend all day at the beach in my very, very small bikini. Which reminds me, Stephen King said, "The road to Hell is paved with adverbs."If that's the case, I'd settle for just being small, like a size six.
Ian Freaking Hot Somerhalder - You happy?
Enjoy this dance from a man who is very, very small.
