Years ago, I spent many evenings and several weekends on the side of soccer fields watching my son play. On a visit to Nashville, I revived my soccer mom roll by attending a
Victorious Secret Game. The players have changed quite a bit as well as the climate of the game. My son's team grabbed any pink shirt as they held back to keep from showing up their less skilled opponents. A highlight of the game came when a player tried to kick a ball into goal, but instead, the defender kneed the ball back at him.
"My nuts! He got me in the nuts!" The young man hollered.
So at the end of the game, I did what any soccer mom would do. I asked him, "How are your nuts?"
He went into more details than I needed to know about his nuts, which are fine.
Final score: Victorious Secrets 4 / Other team 1