I'm a Professional Artist

The definition of a professional is someone who gets paid. I got paid for my artwork, today. I never thought I could be a professional artist.

We are required to  have characters on our 

walls for CLUE class. Two teachers hired me to 

do their characters for them. I guess that 

makes me a professional artist.

Rocking in the 80s

This week, we are rocking in the 80s comedy style. First up is a cute little reminder of those days, if you are old enough to remember. This song is a take off from Billy Joel's, "We Didn't Start the Fire." I know I'm being mean, but I always thought that the biggest injustice in life is to have Christie Brinkley as a mother, yet turn up looking like Billy Joel.

Ben Stiller wants more than being really, really, ridiculously good looking in "Zoolander", so he and his intelligent male model buddies have fun while rocking to George Michael's (Wham), "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go." Nothing like a gasoline fight.

Finally, have fun watching one of my favorite videos from the 80s. Paul Simon and Chevy Chase team up together to present, "You Can Call Me Al."

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Trump Finances Prison Escapes for Monkeys and Other Living Things

Last week, Zimm the monkey mysteriously escaped from the Memphis zoo. The FBI and CIA have been investigating the so named Monkey-Gate situation only to discover it was masterminded by Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump, who wanted to use the monkey's fur to craft a new toupee.

Apparently,  Trump was so distraught over the legalization of gay marriage that he set out to prove Conservative claims that the legalization of gay marriage will lead to Beastiality. Authorities discovered that Trump paid a zoo keeper $2000 to claim a relationship with the monkey and use power tools to orchestrate her escape. When questioned about the situation, Trump said, "We've got to have stricter border patrol between zoos and civilizations or we will inherit multiple monkey diseases." 

What's next for the Trumpster? You've heard it on the news. He's now out to prove his claims against Mexico by tossing a few pesos to the jailers who dug tunnels. 

Trump made racially insensitive claims that Mexico sends their worst people to the US.  If that were the case, we should do the same to them and pack up the Trumpster for a long Mexican vacation. Of course being that it's not true, we should still send Donald Trump to Mexico.