Apparently, Trump was so distraught over the legalization of gay marriage that he set out to prove Conservative claims that the legalization of gay marriage will lead to Beastiality. Authorities discovered that Trump paid a zoo keeper $2000 to claim a relationship with the monkey and use power tools to orchestrate her escape. When questioned about the situation, Trump said, "We've got to have stricter border patrol between zoos and civilizations or we will inherit multiple monkey diseases."
What's next for the Trumpster? You've heard it on the news. He's now out to prove his claims against Mexico by tossing a few pesos to the jailers who dug tunnels.
Trump made racially insensitive claims that Mexico sends their worst people to the US. If that were the case, we should do the same to them and pack up the Trumpster for a long Mexican vacation. Of course being that it's not true, we should still send Donald Trump to Mexico.
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Very Onion-esque indeed! :) Do they take submissions?
Have a great weekend!
Funny stuff Joyce, especially the monkey rug and your solution. Hope Trump enjoys his holiday in Mexico.
lol good to always have a spare wig. Should ship Trump to the Bermuda Triangle and hope it swallows him up.
He is definitely, um, unique.
Funny stuff; especially that photo! ☺ PLEASE ship Trump off to Mexico! We wouldn't miss him, except for the comic relief.
Trump needs to go find something else to do. Maybe experiment with living on a small, fixed income in a low-end rental.
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