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Saturday, August 27, 2011

An Italian Boy's Confession


Thanks, Rhonda at Laugh Quotes for Silly Sunday. Here is my joke. Not quite Sunday in the states, but since it is for you, I'll go ahead and post.



'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.

I have been with a loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'


'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later

so you may as
well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'

'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'

'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'

'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'


The priest sighs in frustration.
'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that.
But you've sinned and have to atone.

You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.

Now you go and behave yourself.'


Joey walks back to his pew,

and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,

'What'd you get?'

'Four months vacation and five good leads.'

12 comments:

Claudia Moser said...

LOL

Rhonda@laugh-quotes said...

LOL - This is great! Thanks for linking up and spreading the laughs. Yay!

Joyce Lansky said...

Thanks for the visits! So fast too.

Lady Gwen said...

Hahahahahah - nice one! Thanks for the laugh :)

Da Dude said...

OK here's my joke..

A fellow walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had.

He said, "Shingles."

So she took down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

A few minutes later a nurse's aid came out and asked him what he had.

He said, "Shingles."

So she took down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told him to wait in the examining room.

Ten minutes later a nurse came in and asked him what he had.

He said, "Shingles."

So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, told him to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

Fifteen minutes later the doctor came in and asked him what he had.

He said, "Shingles."

The doctor said, "Where?"

He said, "Outside in the truck. Where do you want them?"


Have a great day!

Binky said...

I guess he's all set for a good time now.

trendyhitched said...

Lol. Nice one!

shelly said...

LOL! And, priceless.

Joyce Lansky said...

Thanks for all the comments. I'm glad you got a laugh. If you have a good one, link up to Silly Sunday at http://www.laugh-quotes.com and join the hop.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahaha. Now that's a smart lad indeed.

Have a terrific day. :)

Christine Tyler said...

LOL. Glad I wasn't drinking milk while reading that.

barb @iPhoneographi said...

Catholic comedy... gotta love it!