One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95."
The amazed father asks: "It's what? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls."
The amazed father asks: "It's what? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls."
Thanks to Rhonda at Laugh Quotes. Click the link to find more jokes and fun.
15 comments:
LOL! Too funny!
Hehe, poor Ken always got the short end of the stick...didn't he?
Excellent.
haha! very funny
Although that Barbie looks like she is related to Chucky LOL
Have a good Sunday ;-)
TTF Award. Good one! LOL!
LOL - this is a good joke. Thanks for joining Silly Sunday and for linking up.
Why does Barbie look so old?
been there know all about it...:)
Bwahahahahaha. Well of course it does. Good one.
Have a terrific Silly Sunday. :)
Ken got what Ken deserved...
Thanks for the comments. You know these celebrity marriages never work!
@Rhonder - Barbie looks old because she IS old. She's a few years older than us.
@Robert - Sorry you had to go through with this.
@Traveling Bells What did poor Ken do?
LOL, Joyce - thanks for another good laugh!
P.S. I have a blog award for you over on my site whenever you feel like stopping by!
That is funny!!
Kathy
http://gigglingtruckerswife.blogspot.com/
this is really funny, I found your blog thanks for making me laugh..
LOL!
So funny!
Hahahaha!! Love the photo!
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