I took off work for my yearly physical.
First off, a lady in the waiting room had some disease that made her look like those African children with protein deficiencies. I hope that swollen belly syndrome wasn't contagious.
Next, when I saw the doctor, she noticed I had a rough patch on my skin, "What do you put on it?" she asked.
I don't think she was happy when I gave her the truthful answer, "Fingernails."
After the doctor left, a nurse drew my blood. It was red.
To quote Mr. Gump, "That's all I have to say about that."
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That swollen belly thing has become an epidemic. I hope you have had your shots.
LOL at the fingernails!
I would have loved to see her face after "fingernails" LOL
Have a fabuloustastic Sunday Joyce
ps: Did you mention to the doctor you were nuts? LOL ;-)
Glad to know your blood is red. In my next book,Killer Stilettos, Lila's blood has turned green. I did research on it and found that it can happen. If sulpheric ions can make it into the hemoglobin molecules it will happen.
Hate going to the GYNO-dude.
Hugs and chocolate,
Shelly
Sir Poops and Hair Ball would love an interview with your fur-peeps.
I just said I went to the doctor. I hate going to gyno's, too.
LOL - I would have laughed my ass off at your response, but I guess some people just don't get it!
Sounds like you had a good time lol! Thanks so much for joining us at the Let's Get Social Sunday. Have a wonderful week. Diane @MamalDiane
Hi, funny. I loved it. Joined your site and will be back regularly. Thanks.
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"Fingernails" I know exactly what your mean! I LOVE it! Thank you for stopping by Let's Get Social Sunday. New Follower.
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