Tim and I waited until marriage, so he didn’t
know; however, I reminded myself of the date when he'd told me he's a butt man. Baby Got Back was written for him.
“I’m not normal,” I said, while he unzipped
my gown.
“Who is?”
I slipped off my bra and revealed one bottom.
Tim scrunched his eyebrows. “If that’s your
butt, what’s above your legs?”
Lowering my panties, I revealed the normal part.
“In girls’ PE, I was nicknamed bi-ass for one on the chest and one below.”
“Alright!” Tim beamed. “If things get rough,
I’ll turn the other cheek.”
20 comments:
OMG! Joyce! *Face reddens* This brings a whole new meaning to being the butt of a joke.
Hahahahha... too funny!
Oh my! :)))
Butt, that's outrageous! :) That song is addictive, and these days it reminds me of Shrek. ;)
Happy Mothers Day!! Hope you have time to stop by this weekend and join in the Collective Weekend Social Linky Fun!
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Have a great weekend!! Karren
My ears! And I get scolded for being too risqué! lol great job!
Well that was weird!
And I'm the alien?!?! Bwahahahaha!
Oh my goodness!! I think in pictures and this one was not good I can tell you. Turning the other cheek took on a whole new meaning today! ;)
oh M Gee! And that's all I have to say about that.
Kathy
http://gigglingtruckerswife.blogspot.com
You outrageous woman you...Joyce LMAO
Bwahahaha - interesting story lol!
Oh, I needed a good laugh, and I love that song :)
Lucy from Lucy's Reality
Hilarious!
Swinging over to wish you a Happy Mother's Day, big wooot to them moms! :)
So funny :) Thanks for joining us at the Let's Get Social Sunday party. Have a wonderful week!
I read you twitter comment about this being the goofiest thing you have written. Good call :)
Hahaha...this is tooooo good.
I really tried not to visualise this! He he... Good one. :)
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oh lol Joyce - only you could've told this story.
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