Tim and I waited until marriage, so he didn’t know; however, I reminded myself of the date when he'd told me he's a butt man. Baby Got Back was written for him.
“I’m not normal,” I said, while he unzipped my gown.
I slipped off my bra and revealed one bottom.
Tim scrunched his eyebrows. “If that’s your butt, what’s above your legs?”
Lowering my panties, I revealed the normal part. “In girls’ PE, I was nicknamed bi-ass for one on the chest and one below.”
“Alright!” Tim beamed. “If things get rough, I’ll turn the other cheek.”