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Wednesday, February 17, 2021

Move Over Ed Guin

This week's six sentence writing prompt is Kaleidoscope and I'm linking up with Denise at Girlie On The Edge Blog, where she hosts Six Sentence Stories. I decided to break away from my usual comedy writing for a horror story that showcases my literary composition skills. As I suspect you know, I own a store that sells products to teach writing to kids, as well as many other resources, such as reading passages with questions. A favorite teen reading passage of mine is about horror movies and Ed Gein. But first, check out this week's gruesome six!


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Move Over Ed Gein



He’d read about Ed Gein, the horrific murderer whose crimes became

known from horror, slasher films such as Psycho, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, and Silence of the Lambs. Wearing women as clothing delighted Guin but was not enough for this psychopath whose dreams stirred him into an erotic state with the hopes of outdoing his cold, killer idol. So, with gloves on hand, he smothered the girl with a Strychnine soaked cloth and dragged her limp body into the silent barnyard. A cool breeze brought him shivers as he teetered the ax above his victim’s bare corpse then chopped her into multiple pieces. He’d dry out the remnants, that had once been human, with cups of rice under a heat lamp before sliding her remains between two gigantic glass circles connected to a long tube. His gruesome kaleidoscope would then be complete. 



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12 comments:

Ford, TVTA said...

Gruesome Six indeed. I love some horror, and that certainly hit the spot! It was already chilling with elements like "the silent barnyard" and "cups of rice under a heat lamp" ... but I wasn't prepared for that ending and such an inventive kaleidoscope 😎😎

Chris (sa) said...

Splendidly gruesome!

clark said...

"And now, children, please take out your jars as its finger-painting time. ....children?!"

lol

very fun Six (the contrast of narrative to all the other takes on the prompt)

UP said...

good stuff

GirlieOnTheEdge said...

Why yes, yes it did illicit a wtf, lol. In your face, gruesome Six indeed! It's good to mix it up a bit, eh? :D

messymimi said...

Well told! As i would expect from you.

Binky said...

That wouldn't make a very good bedtime story.

Laura McHarrie said...

Yikes! 😳

Darla M Sands said...

Chillingly effective. :) Best wishes!

HulderMN said...

Eeesh! And I thought the shade-pulls he made with peoples' lips were gruesome.
(Laughing amidst my shivers!)

Lisa Tomey said...

Eeeeek!

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