Wordless Wednesday: The Travelers

My kids are quite the travelers.

Erica enjoyed being on a tropical island.

Judy traveled to the bottom of the ocean … without a diving mask.

My child even visited the moon … without a space suit!

Welcome to another dimension – The Twilight Zone.

Erica even traveled back in time to her grandparents honeymoon!

But Daniel beats all because he's been to South of the Border!

Now it's your turn to travel to the Picket Fence and vote for me. Thanks!

#GBE: Loyalty

This weeks blog hop is about "Loyalty," which reminds me of some special someones whose loyalty brings inner peace to me and everyone else so blessed by them.

Thanks to Lori for her great e-mail that I've reproduced below!

Inner  Peace    
      
  If you can start the day without caffeine, 
  If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and  pains,   
  If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,   
  If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,   
  If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,     
If you can take criticism and  blame without resentment, 
  If you can conquer tension without medical help, 
  If you can relax without liquor,   
  If you can sleep without the aid of  drugs,                                                                   

 ....Then You Are Probably.......

 

    The  Family Dog!       

And you thought I was going to get all spiritual, didn't you?
 

 Please click the Picket Fence. Thanks!

Silly Sunday: Vending Machines

Here's a link if you want to join Rhonda's Silly Sunday: Laugh Quotes

A Texas salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo Japan ..

Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.

'I'm afraid not, sir,' the clerk told him apologetically, 'but down the hall from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes.'

Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted $15.00, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life.

Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read, 'Manicures, $20.00'.

'Why not?' thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured.

The next machine had a sign that read, 'This Machine Provides a Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 50 Cents.'

The salesman looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening. When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off..

With trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his tender unit........ which now had a button sewn neatly on the end..