Tuesday, October 14, 2014
Sunday, October 12, 2014
#MM Beatles Pancakes
This is amazing!
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Saturday, October 11, 2014
WeWrWa Presents, "Who Cut the Cheese?"
Weekend Writing Warriors
Check this fun hop out at:
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During Social Studies, Slater let out a loud fart then laughed about it.
His eyes widened, he slapped his hand over his mouth, and whispered, “Pardon
moi.”
Randy waved his hand over his nose and pointed at me. You’d think he’d know
I don’t fart, since we’d been in the same class since the third grade. I’d
provided enough gas-free space that I could’ve charged admission to have kids
sit by my desk for a respite from Randy’s stink.
“Was that your fart or Will’s?” Randy asked Slater, as if he’d never cut
the cheese. Even Harrison was ready
to blame me for what I’d never done. Well, at least in school.
wewriwa.com
Read as my little friend gets caught in a blame game of Who Cut the Cheese? Bruce Coville said something to the effect that, "In order to be successful in writing for children, you need at least one of five words: fart, poop, burp, butt," and I can't remember the last one. Any suggestions?
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Thursday, October 9, 2014
Dinner at Hamburger Mary's
Last night, my daughter Erica, niece Jessica, her good friend Kendall, and I went out to dinner at Hamburger Mary's in Orlando. While at the restaurant, Joan Crawford led us in several fun rounds of trivia. The first step to the trivia game was to choose a group name that needed to be terribly dirty and disgusting. To quote Marissa Tomei from My Cousin Vinny, "They Worh!" Some memorable teams were "I Have 69 Problems Because my Girl Friend is a Midget" and "If the Red River Flows, Take the Dirt Path." Miss Crawford didn't like our team name because he is not a Harry Potter fan. We called ourselves, "You Can Slytherin My Chamber of Secrets."
The names were just a small sampling of the fun to be had at trivia night. All of the questions centered around movie themes. I learned that the number one hit song from a movie is "Somewhere Over the Rainbow," of The Wizard of Oz fame; Meryl Streep has been nominated for an Oscar eighteen times; and the Oscars were delayed in 1968 when Martin Luther King, Jr. was shot.
We also had fun with our trivia MC's off the cuff comments. For example, when a lady ran to get her prize, he said, "Here comes a lady with a bad bra." Also, when mentioning gays, he pointed to a table and said, "Like you guys." Finally, a woman celebrating her upcoming wedding was asked the gender of her beloved. When she said she was marrying a man, he wanted to know why she came to a gay establishment to celebrate. He thought she was just rubbing in the fact that she CAN get married.
Our last round was called the Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay Round. All of the questions involved either gay actors, actresses, or movies. Since our host told us we could change our names and most of us should, we decided to call ourselves, Straight, Straight, Straight, Straight, Straight, Straight. When people booed, he wanted to know which table we were at. I tried to duck low, but after awhile my daughter raised her hand, since he wasn't letting this one go. He said, "We were alright" and wanted to know why we never have our own parade. I guess it's time to plan a Straight Pride Parade.
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Our Drag Queen Host |
We also had fun with our trivia MC's off the cuff comments. For example, when a lady ran to get her prize, he said, "Here comes a lady with a bad bra." Also, when mentioning gays, he pointed to a table and said, "Like you guys." Finally, a woman celebrating her upcoming wedding was asked the gender of her beloved. When she said she was marrying a man, he wanted to know why she came to a gay establishment to celebrate. He thought she was just rubbing in the fact that she CAN get married.
Our last round was called the Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay Round. All of the questions involved either gay actors, actresses, or movies. Since our host told us we could change our names and most of us should, we decided to call ourselves, Straight, Straight, Straight, Straight, Straight, Straight. When people booed, he wanted to know which table we were at. I tried to duck low, but after awhile my daughter raised her hand, since he wasn't letting this one go. He said, "We were alright" and wanted to know why we never have our own parade. I guess it's time to plan a Straight Pride Parade.
Tuesday, October 7, 2014
Sunday, October 5, 2014
#MM Songs to Get Stuck in Your Head
I know these aren't the usual songs that get stuck in people's heads, but they've been in my mind off and on for awhile.
I keep humming this song and I don't know why, but it's been stuck in my head off and on for months. it's not the entire thing or even the words - just the main part where "the house began to pitch."
I've been humming The Thunderer in the shower off and on for years, as well as other march tunes that get stuck in my head. I must have gone to battle in a past life because Sousa march tunes consistently pop in my head at odd times.
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I keep humming this song and I don't know why, but it's been stuck in my head off and on for months. it's not the entire thing or even the words - just the main part where "the house began to pitch."
I've been humming The Thunderer in the shower off and on for years, as well as other march tunes that get stuck in my head. I must have gone to battle in a past life because Sousa march tunes consistently pop in my head at odd times.
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Thursday, October 2, 2014
Sins
Dear World,
I'M SORRY. In a past life I did something awful and now you seek revenge. I was not thinking when I sacked your village and plundered your precious silver. We barbarians did those sorts of things. When I smashed golden statues in your palace, it was the alcohol forced upon us pawns. Stealing your boat and leaving you stranded on an island was not cool, but what did you expect from pirates? I honestly don't remember what I did, but it must have been terrible because the karma coming at me in this life is strong, and I'm tired.
Also, if I did
anything naughty this past year, please forgive me for that, too.
Joyce
Tuesday, September 30, 2014
Sunday, September 28, 2014
#MM ELP
I love these old songs from Emerson, Lake, and Palmer.
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