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Friday, April 11, 2014

#AtoZ : Killer Cookies

I had a craving for cookies. Our cupboards were bare, and I don't eat sweets, anyway. But, to get the satisfaction, I filled a soup mug with pancake mix, an egg, baking powder - spilled, too much vanilla (oops), Splenda, and I added a few decadent chocolate chips. I didn't measure anything, and the batter was too
salty, but with the made up concoction in the oven for eight minutes, we shall see.

I Yi Yi! These taste horrible! I kid you not, even the cookie monster wouldn't want them. Do you think it's the fact that I spilled the vanilla or put too much baking soda in them? Of course, burning these suckers didn't help, either. 

Next time, I'll follow a recipe because even my dog cookies taste better than these. Today, I tossed my cookies!


Rhonda Albom said...

LOL - I thought Killer cookies were going to be great. Not cookies so bad they will kill you. thanks for the laughs.

Jo said...

I would have done the same. The tossing part, I mean.
You always make me giggle.

mail4rosey said...

At least it shook the craving, yes? :)

Anonymous said...

Awesome post! And I admire your boldness of throwing stuff together and baking it. Sorry you had to "toss the cookies!" :D

Binky said...

I'd like to believe there are no bad cookies. Though I didn't taste yours.

Grace Grits and Gardening said...

Funny stuff!

Angel The Alien said...

LOL! Well, try again and tweak a few things. That is how the most delicious recipes get invented... by people making something awful, then a little better, and better, and better!

XmasDolly said...

You should've stopped when you spilled the vanilla. Vanilla is only a topping like a teaspoon MAX. I can't imagine what those would've tasted like as far as the baking soda ewwwwwwwww try forgetting that too. Not so sure Cookie would't have liked it. LOL

LA Botchar said...

Yeah - I don't think Cookie Monster would sing for those cookies. LOL
And this is why you don't see a lot of recipes on my own blog. :)

Unknown said...

They don't LOOK that bad. But then again looks can be deceiving!
Dina Mom

Patricia Stoltey said...

I laughed out loud at this one, Joyce. I've tried whipping up something like that with no recipe just to satisfy a sweet craving but it always flops.