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Thursday, March 19, 2015

More Thoughts

Vacation has given me more time to think, dangerous I know, and here are my thoughts for this week. Have you ever watched a spider spin its web? And if so, just what part of its anatomy does the silk come from? With that in mind, comes Spiderman spinning webs from his fingers. I DON'T THINK
Sweet cheeks with or without the web.
SO! My daughter says it's because he got bitten on the arm, but I don't see the threads coming out of his spider bite, either. I guess they'd have to have a hotter Spiderman than Toby Maguire if the webs came from the correct spot. Plus, it might be hard to fight criminals if Spiderman had to pull his pants down every time he wanted to take a weave.

I agree. Andrew Garfield is better looking than Toby Maguire, but then again, Garfield is a cat. He just might squish his character with his cat-like charm. I think I've spoken enough on this topic.

Next topic.

I was flipping through the channels and noticed we have Showtime this week. Personally, I didn't see much on Showtime that I wanted to watch, but I was entertained by the titles of the listed movies. Check this out.

Hmm. What to watch? Since the only kind of breasts I like are the ones you eat from a chicken, I think I'll skip Breast Friends and Father Knows Breast. I like men, so an Erotic Ms Dracula isn't going to do anything for me, nor are Nude Monsters in Colorado. Aren't most monsters usually nude anyway? So it's between Sex Door Neighbors and Sexpresso. You'll be proud to know, I snapped the picture and moved on without watching any of these flicks with the great titles.

And these are my vacation thoughts. Tune in on Sunday night for more fun with music!

LOL! I love cracking myself up. I hope this was good for you, too.


joeh said...

Spiderman does not have the ability to make his own webs, he developed "Web Shooters" that he wears on his wrist.

I's a comic book, you have to just let it go. I wonder if he has a patent pending. They could sell millions on "As seen on TV!"

messymimi said...

It sounds like quite a vacation! And now i'm glad we don't have cable any more.

Binky said...

I think Snoopy would make a better superhero, probably Superman, or maybe Superbeagle.

stevebethere said...

LOL you do make me laugh Joyce ....I bet you thought it's breast not to bother withem ;-)

I hope you have the breast weekend ever ;-)

Susan Cook said...

That's why Showtime isn't even worth it - lol

And I don't really get spiderman either - neither turns me on at all

Rhonda Albom said...

Glad you are keeping yourself busy. - LOL

Sandee said...

You mind is a curious place and lots of fun too. The fun part is the best.

Have a terrific Silly Sunday. ☺

mail4rosey said...

That's funny how Spidey's anatomy and the movie titles do seem to a kinda sorta way, lolol

Abelle | The Wows! And Oops! Of Life said...

I can't stop laughing at those titles! ;o)