Two morons were walking down the street.
The first one says, "Hey! If you can guess how many chickens I have in my bag, I'll give you both of them."
"Three."
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A farmer graduates from Texas A&M and starts his own chicken farm. He buys three chickens, plants them in the ground feet first and then waters and fertilizes them. Much to his dismay, the chickens die. So, he buys three more chickens and plants them in the ground head first. After water and fertilization, these chickens die even faster. After that, the confused farmer writes his school and tells what happened.
The next week, a letter arrives from Texas A&M:
Dear Farmer,
Please send soil sample.
