Two morons were walking down the street.
The first one says, "Hey! If you can guess how many chickens I have in my bag, I'll give you both of them."
"Three."
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A farmer graduates from Texas A&M and starts his own chicken farm. He buys three chickens, plants them in the ground feet first and then waters and fertilizes them. Much to his dismay, the chickens die. So, he buys three more chickens and plants them in the ground head first. After water and fertilization, these chickens die even faster. After that, the confused farmer writes his school and tells what happened.
The next week, a letter arrives from Texas A&M:
Dear Farmer,
Please send soil sample.
21 comments:
Yep, moron jokes. Thanks for the giggles and happy silly sunday.
** And congratulations, I just noticed you have 500 GFC followers :)
LOL what a dumb farmer, aww! cute photo, there's four I peeked Haha!
Have a chickenlicious week
LOL...Aggie jokes...as a native Texan I have been hearing them all of my life! I love them though! I hope you have a great week!
Oh wow...yes congratulations on reaching 500...that's fabulous!!
hahhahaha! Definitely a soil problem. Happy Silly Sunday!
Congratulations on the big 502!
As a Texas Longhorn, I Love it! Aggie Jokes - I never get tired of them! Thanks for the joke
Must have been an inferior breed of chickens.
Now the chicks in the KFC box is just sick! Lol
They are so adorable though.
Holly
Fabulous!
Txx
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My now husband and I worked at KFC as teenagers. This humor is close to heart! HAHA!
Thank you for stopping by my blog too.
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Giggle. Funny jokes, but that pictures of the chicks in the KFC box is killing me.
Hehehehe! Thanks for the giggle this morning!
Thanks for visiting my blog. I'm your newest follower!
As a Baylor Bear, I love Aggie jokes:)) I'm gonna share it on my wall!
To funny, I love a good joke! Thanks for linking up with Messy Moms Messy Monday, I am your newest follower!
Ummmm.... I don't get it.... lol delayed reaction, must be old age settling in! Thanks for linking up with the Messy Moms Messy Monday! I'm your newest follower.
~Danielle~
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Ha ha.
The last one was sad, though.
Your blog is a trip! Love your posts. So glad I found you through the re-introduce blogfest! New subscriber here.
HA HA those are fun!
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I love the chicken jokes :) Have a great weekend!
Ha! Gotta love the Aggie jokes. I am a die hard Longhorns fan!
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