What's funny about aromas? Nothing, but head into a Bath and Body Works and you might find some humor in what they name their fragrances. I can only guess what these delicious flavors must smell like.
Autumn: This must be a collection of rotted pumpkins or Halloween candy. Put some behind your ears and hope the mosquitoes are gone for the season.
Caribbean Escape: A mixture of sea weed and dead fish with a floral base.
Dark Kiss: The smell of DEATH! Isn't that what Harry Potter's dementors did when they sucked all the joy out of their victims?
Green Grass: Allergy sufferers need to watch out for this one. Guaranteed to make your nose drip and eyes water.
Island Colada: This aroma is only for those of legal age.
Kitchen Lemon: Pucker up because this aroma makes one round those lips... and it's not to whistle.
Sage Cucumber: Really? I never thought to mix sage with cucumbers and then wear it!
and finally...
P.S. I Love You: What would love smell like? Probably the sweetest aroma of all!
Autumn: This must be a collection of rotted pumpkins or Halloween candy. Put some behind your ears and hope the mosquitoes are gone for the season.
Caribbean Escape: A mixture of sea weed and dead fish with a floral base.
Dark Kiss: The smell of DEATH! Isn't that what Harry Potter's dementors did when they sucked all the joy out of their victims?
Green Grass: Allergy sufferers need to watch out for this one. Guaranteed to make your nose drip and eyes water.
Island Colada: This aroma is only for those of legal age.
Kitchen Lemon: Pucker up because this aroma makes one round those lips... and it's not to whistle.
Sage Cucumber: Really? I never thought to mix sage with cucumbers and then wear it!
and finally...
P.S. I Love You: What would love smell like? Probably the sweetest aroma of all!
