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Monday is Labor Day, which is a day in which we honor workers by not working.
Here is my favorite song on that topic.
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GBE2's blog topic this week is "Never." Here's my top ten list of things I would NEVER do.
1.) SCUBA dive
In
high school, I took a SCUBA diving class. When Mr. Lundt mentioned
the risks, I dropped the class.
2.) Become a US president
I know--powdered wig--humor me!
History
has shown that most US presidents leave office with gray hair. I'm
already working hard enough to cover the gray I have and don't need
more.
3.) Sky dive
If I wet my pants on the roller coaster, I don't think people would appreciate yellow rain from the sky. Which brings me to the next one.
4.) Roller Coasters
5.) Eat bugs and crap
I'm not into eating gross stuff, and it's probably not kosher anyway. Not that I keep kosher, but if faced with eating bugs, it would be a good time to start.
6.) Be on Survivor
Life has taught me that I'd be the first voted off the island, so I think I'll skip the show.
7.) Pierce a tongue
8.) Wear a bikini
Do I have to explain this one?
9.) Convert
Sorry dear friends. I know you pray for me, but I'm strong in my
Judaism and if that means burning in hell, let's hope someone supplies
sunblock in the afterlife.
10.) Get Published
Psych! Although it feels hopeless at times, I'm going to do it. I decided that even though Bompsy has been around the block more times than Lindsay Lohan (or should I now say Miley Cyrus?), it's a great novel and deserves a home.
