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Sunday, May 27, 2012

Silly Sunday: Talking Dog

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana, and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says "So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all, they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping."

"I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit.



Claudia Moser said...


Lynn Proctor said...

haha best laugh i've had today!

Binky said...

I'd still buy him!

Anonymous said...

I swear my dog talks. I mean, I can't understand her, but I swear it's true. ;)

Sandee said...

I'll take that dog. Awesome.

Have a terrific day. :)

Paula said...

Ahhhhh laughing :D

That was funny. Half way through reading I thought that my comment would be "if only". Then I got to the funny part lol.


Theresa Mahoney said...

I busted out laughing and my own dogs are looking at me like I'm nuts! That was hilarious!