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Sunday, July 8, 2012

GBE2: Where's Beth?

Our blogging buddy Beth has chosen to remove herself from our internet world due to unknown business she must attend to. Rumor has it she's run off with Johnny Depp, who denies breaking up with his woman. Those of us who have followed Beth for awhile, know this is not what happened. 

Beth says, "Sometimes you have to step away from something in order to see it clearly," but what this really means is her Earth-like eyes must be recharged in order to allow her to continue her clear sight.

Yes, folks. The truth is out. Beth is clearly an alien, and I'm not talking about someone sneaking into the country from Mexico. I mean "alien" as in from another planet.

If you don't believe me, let's take a look at the various posts from Word Nerd Speaks. While swimming with her grand daughter Beth writes, "We peeked up over the edge of the pool, careful to avoid being seen by any humans." Why would she be scared of humans seeing her? Does water cause her to change into her greenish-yellow sixties style skin? There's clue number one about Miss Beth.

You think she's normal and I'm full of it? What about her famous expression, "Easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy." She's even written, "Hot-diggity-damn-dog" and "Zippity-Do-Da-DONE" on posts. Who uses these expressions today? Yep. Not only is she an alien, but one who studied old tapes before landing here. 

That's Beth with her grandmother. Grandma had a head of gorgeous white hair. Beth hopes hers ultimately comes in that same color. I hope hers comes in looking human-like.

Beth writes, "My sense of smell is freakishly acute." Smell is very important when visiting other planets. If she didn't have an extremely acute sense of smell, she might accidentally eat something that doesn't agree with her alien body. This is a common trait among visitors from other planets.

Does this person look human?
She even writes about how others see her. "He thinks I’m weird. In fairness to him, he’s not judging harshly. I most certainly am weird." You're not weird Beth, at least I'm sure they don't think that on your planet.

Further proof, look at the searches people use to find her blog: crazy and sexy surgeons (translation - how to look human); pouty breasts (She claims her lips were pouty. It must be hard to get everything right when imitating the human form) ; and finally "my toes" "are" "long" "ashamed" (Ditto. Other alien errors, but it's okay Beth. With your shoe wearing habit, I'm sure your toes didn't give away your alien status).

"What really matters has nothing to do with the exterior," writes Beth in bold. Well, of course. We know that exterior isn't yours anyway. So get your earthy features tuned up and come back to join us soon. What does Beth have to lose? After all, we all know the truth.

All photos were stolen from Beth's blog. Picture swiping is something she despises, so hopefully she won't zap me with her giant ray gun when she returns to our planet.


Jo said...

I was just about to mention the picture swiping thing and then you fessed up! LOL I think she'll be okay with it, but if that ray gun is charged up when she stops by here, well, just run really quick cuz rumor has it her legs aren't very long, just her toes.

Love it, love it and still giggling.

Jeremy Bates said...

Looks pretty, normal to me. Get her buzzed with truth serum and ask her to speak in her native tongue. If she speaks something unintelligible, she may be an alien.

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danneromero said...

I knew it! Beth is an Alien! Or not......... LOL good one, Joyce.

Anonymous said...

If you spot the giant ray gun, run.

That's a delightful rumor regarding Johnny Depp. One can hope.

Great post. :D Have a wonderful week.

Petro said...

Hey, I must admit, even your sarcasm is hilarious (as long as it's not aimed straight to me, hahaha)
Lovely post and wonderful sense of humor, Joyce!


Unknown said...

LMAO, that was funny!! Great take on this week's topic.


Theresa Mahoney said...

Hmmm, I don't know Beth, but it would be cool to be friends with an alien. I will have to go check out her site :)

Unknown said...

Huhh...'Falling Sky's'...I knew they would take on Human Form sooner or later...
Doe's beth like Sushi?

PLU from SSF

Catherine said...

I went to visit Beth and she has a real nice blog. Thanks for the info Joyce. Blessings, Catherine

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Anonymous said...

LOLOLOL this is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOL you do know her well..and she will DEFINITELY LOL with this one..hehe

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laila said...

LOL...Hahaha! Absolutely hilarious!Loved it!Really really awesome! lol.

Amy Morgan said...

What a cute idea - to grab her own comments and pics to work into your alien theme. Had me laughing all the way. Thanks for providing one of today's smiles!

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Anonymous said...

Joyce, this is so funny. Beth will love it! (But will she fess up?)

Anonymous said...

Bwahahaha! This post made my day!!! Not only do I love every word (and yep, it's absolutely fine that you swiped my pics), but I'm beyond flattered that you took so much time weeding through my blog to put this together. As they like to say where I come from, "Trooshinpa blyant moostah!"

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