1. It can be chemically synthesized by burning rocket fuel.
2. Over consumption can cause excessive sweating, urination, and even death.
3. One-hundred percent of all serial killers, rapist, and drug dealers have ingested this chemical.
4. It contains one of the primary ingredients in herbicides and pesticides.
5. It is the leading cause of drowning.
6. One-hundred percent of people exposed to this substance will die.
The facts speak for themselves, it's time to ban dihydrogen monoxide!
Two guys walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have H20."
The second guy says, "I'll have H20, too."
He died.
