1. It can be chemically synthesized by burning rocket fuel.
2. Over consumption can cause excessive sweating, urination, and even death.
3. One-hundred percent of all serial killers, rapist, and drug dealers have ingested this chemical.
4. It contains one of the primary ingredients in herbicides and pesticides.
5. It is the leading cause of drowning.
6. One-hundred percent of people exposed to this substance will die.
The facts speak for themselves, it's time to ban dihydrogen monoxide!
Two guys walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have H20."
The second guy says, "I'll have H20, too."
He died.
12 comments:
Yep we better ban dihydrogen monoxide. ;)
Luckily there is wine.
That sounds a little scary.
wow - that is scary stuff! how do they get away with allowing this stuff? I mean, most of us are not scientists and lack the time to Research All The Drugs... it's terrible that we cannot trust these people to not put harmful chemicals in their products.
Since I don't know if these comments are in jest or serious, I will clarify things. Dihydrogen monoxide is WATER, and even though every fact is true, the post is a joke!
If you ever throw this on a grease fire, you'd better have a head start, running in the other direction... oh, and I love ice.
I believe they are equally satirical. Cuz this is funny chit!
LOL - living with a rocket scientist who was standing over me as I was reading, I knew it was water right away. :)
I haven't heard of it until now, and after looking it up I'm pretty amazed that I haven't. Seems like something like that should be more talked about.
Bad, bad stuff.
Heeheehee! It's time for me to have another hit!
OH! I just saw your comment that it's a joke. I never heard of it referred to as that, and I looked it up and found this (and other similar articles) http://www.dhmo (dot) org/facts (dot) html
I added (dot) so I'm not putting links on your blog. :)
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