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Wonderful artwork by Kevin Smith. Check out his other illustrations at Creative Spark Studio. Kevin designs lots of cool posters, T-shirts, logos, and even photo restorations. Don't worry, he won't destroy priceless paintings of Jesus. ;)
⚡Bar Flys⚡
For just $39.99, you can be a fly on the wall and watch your kids consume massive amounts of alcohol, listen to conversations (she's just a friend, hmm?), and not let them see you blush.
Does your son really pick up half-dressed women with too much eye-liner?
Is the elastic at the waistline of your daughter's shirt inching upward while the neckline's slipping down?
With Bar Flys you can be flying into the bar for only $39.99.
Uses
✦temporarily stops Ωβs, ΠϕΔs, and any other fraternity creeps from hitting on your daughter. Ever try successful flirting with a fly repeatedly landing on your nose, ears, or private parts?
✦also effective to stop son when he acts like Ωβ or ΠϕΔ
✦provides light buzz
Warnings
Do not use at ball games, plays, or any other event that contains programs. Accidental swatting may be fatal. Overuse of Bar Flys may result in
✦nervousness
✦jittery movements
✦attraction to sugary substances
✦seeing octuple
Don't drive a motor vehicle or operate machinery when taking Bar Flys. Accidents can occur when drivers lose human dexterity.
"It works! I've grounded my kids for life," -Eves Drop
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