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Saturday, September 22, 2012

Silly Sunday: ⚡Bar Flys⚡

Wonderful artwork by Kevin Smith. Check out his other illustrations at Creative Spark Studio. Kevin designs lots of cool posters, T-shirts, logos, and even photo restorations. Don't worry, he won't destroy priceless paintings of Jesus. ;)

⚡Bar Flys⚡ 

For just $39.99, you can be a fly on the wall and watch your kids consume massive amounts of alcohol, listen  to conversations (she's just a friend, hmm?), and not let them see you blush.

Does your son really pick up half-dressed women with too much eye-liner? 

Is the elastic at the waistline of your daughter's shirt inching upward while the neckline's slipping down?

Find out the answers today by calling 1-800-Bar-Flys. Down one capsule with a pint of beer and off you'll buzz to the twenty-something scene. Plant your hairy legs on a wall to hear and see all for this one time limitted offer. 

With Bar Flys you can be flying into the bar for only $39.99.

✦temporarily stops Ωβs, ΠϕΔs, and any other fraternity creeps from hitting on your daughter. Ever try successful flirting with a fly repeatedly landing on your nose, ears, or private parts? 
✦also effective to stop son when he acts like Ωβ or ΠϕΔ 
✦provides light buzz

Do not use at ball games, plays, or any other event that contains programs. Accidental swatting may be fatal. Overuse of Bar Flys may result in
✦jittery movements
✦attraction to sugary substances
✦seeing octuple

 Don't drive a motor vehicle or operate machinery when taking Bar Flys. Accidents can occur when drivers lose human dexterity.

"It works! I've grounded my kids for life," -Eves Drop

 Bar Flys! Get it today through this 
 special offer!

And if you act now, we'll throw in one free Car Ant that will allow you to see if that son really stopped texting and driving.


Another Government Employee said...

This is excellent.

Although you may want include warnings of TMI and what is seen can not be unseen.

stevebethere said...

LOL I want some Bar Flys

Thank you for ths song btw I had the tune in my head as I read it heheh!

shelly said...

Too funny.

Hugs and chocolate,

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...


Janet Gardner said...

Love it LMAO!, where can I get some???
Janet :)

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Danica Bridges-Martin said...

Funny! :) Danica Martin

Unknown said...

Bar-Fly...I used to resemble that I wish I could just be a fly on the wall sometimes...

Funny post...very original!

PLU from SSF

Binky said...

College kids will be living in fear now.

Sandee said...

Heck my son and I have gone out together. Had a blast and I got to enjoy a couple of drinks too.

Have a terrific day. :)

Mrsupole said...

This is so funny but it is also a great idea. This should be posted at all the colleges and universities, and the kids should considered themselves warned, as if that will stop them.

God bless.

Theresa Mahoney said...

Sign me up! Sure beats craning my neck to see over my daughters shoulder what she is texting lol.