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Saturday, January 26, 2013

Silly Sunday: Chickens

Two morons were walking down the street. 

The first one says, "Hey! If you can guess how many chickens I have in my bag, I'll give you both of them."

"Three."

"No fair. You peeked!"


Photo from Backyard Chickens.com
For more chicken fun, visit The Backyard Chicken


A farmer graduates from Texas A&M and starts his own chicken farm. He buys three chickens, plants them in the ground feet first and then waters and fertilizes them. Much to his dismay, the chickens die. So, he buys three more chickens and plants them in the ground head first. After water and fertilization, these chickens die even faster. After that, the confused farmer writes his school and tells what happened. 

The next week, a letter arrives from Texas A&M:

Dear Farmer,
Please send soil sample.

 

23 comments:

Rhonda said...

Yep, moron jokes. Thanks for the giggles and happy silly sunday.

** And congratulations, I just noticed you have 500 GFC followers :)

stevebethere said...

LOL what a dumb farmer, aww! cute photo, there's four I peeked Haha!

Have a chickenlicious week

Jackie said...

LOL...Aggie jokes...as a native Texan I have been hearing them all of my life! I love them though! I hope you have a great week!

Jackie said...

Oh wow...yes congratulations on reaching 500...that's fabulous!!

mail4rosey said...

LOL!

Lauren said...

hahhahaha! Definitely a soil problem. Happy Silly Sunday!

Congratulations on the big 502!

Matt Harvath said...

As a Texas Longhorn, I Love it! Aggie Jokes - I never get tired of them! Thanks for the joke

Binky said...

Must have been an inferior breed of chickens.

Holly Parper said...

Now the chicks in the KFC box is just sick! Lol
They are so adorable though.

Holly

Tracy Hodgson said...

Fabulous!

Txx

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Tami said...

My now husband and I worked at KFC as teenagers. This humor is close to heart! HAHA!
Thank you for stopping by my blog too.

http://www.prettypurplexing.com

Masshole Mommy said...

Giggle. Funny jokes, but that pictures of the chicks in the KFC box is killing me.

Theresa said...

Hehehehe! Thanks for the giggle this morning!

Melissa said...

Thanks for visiting my blog. I'm your newest follower!

Dana @ Kiss My List said...

Love these jokes - thanks for the laugh!

Talya Tate Boerner said...

As a Baylor Bear, I love Aggie jokes:)) I'm gonna share it on my wall!

Brandy Toenges said...

To funny, I love a good joke! Thanks for linking up with Messy Moms Messy Monday, I am your newest follower!

Danielle Barfield said...

Ummmm.... I don't get it.... lol delayed reaction, must be old age settling in! Thanks for linking up with the Messy Moms Messy Monday! I'm your newest follower.

~Danielle~

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Medeia Sharif said...

Ha ha.

The last one was sad, though.

Sus said...

Your blog is a trip! Love your posts. So glad I found you through the re-introduce blogfest! New subscriber here.

alissa apel said...

HA HA those are fun!

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Frugal in WV said...

I love the chicken jokes :) Have a great weekend!

Katie humor said...

Ha! Gotta love the Aggie jokes. I am a die hard Longhorns fan!
Katie~
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