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Saturday, April 6, 2013

#AtoZ: F - Favorite Son

 
Happy birthday to Daniel, my favorite son.

Listen up, ladies. Have I got the guy for you. He's smart, good looking, and single. Since today is my son's twenty-fifth birthday, it's time to find him a wife. Don't get me wrong, it's not like he's a pathetic loser who's short on women, he has plenty of dates. They just aren't my type.   


Daniel likes Barbie dolls--beautiful, blonde, high-healed women who are definitely not kosher. I think this obsession with Barbies started in preschool when he played with his sisters' dolls in the bathtub. He'd grab them by the waist and fly them through the air while making airplane noises. In the end, the poor Barbies would crash into the wall and maybe lose their empty heads. Don't worry, ladies. He's always a gentleman with living women.

Anyway, my son needs a nice Jewish girl with a kind heart, intelligence, and an excellent sense of humor. She'd have to have one to fit into our family. Plus, liberal wouldn't hurt! Send me your resume, that is if I'm still alive after posting letter F, which also stands for Mom FAIL.

I think this kid just might have my sense of humor too. Plus, he has...

Strong muscles,
a winning smile,
and a big brain.

  
                         



40 comments:

Talya Tate Boerner said...
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Corinne Rodrigues said...

He looks like a lot of fun, just like his Mom. Reading Talya's comment, I'm waiting for an #AtoZChallenge Matchmaking success! ;)

Linda Ann Nickerson said...

Or you could hold up a sign on Facebook. No, wait ...

;-)

Happy A-Z! Visiting from the GBE 2: Blog On FB group.

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danneromero.com said...

this is soooo funny. love it.

Rowena said...

Hilarious! Does you son know you are advertising for a wife for him? I don't know any single, Jewish girls for him I'm afraid. If I meet any, I will send them your way.

mygulitypleasures said...

Wonderful funny ... and great. Your son is a very handsome man ... so let him have fun with the long legged blonde barbies, we will never marry one of them ... he will marry a redhead - I bet. If she will be Jewish, I can't promise anything.
I like ... where I landed. Love you humor.

Mary Purpari said...

Would the tall Barbie doll shape and brilliant mind (that she got from her mother, of course) be okay? Of course, she's just turned 29 and she's Italian/American LDS, but she's a good match. By the way, I'm not really a matchmaker by nature, but I WANT GRANDCHILDREN!

stevebethere said...

Happy Birthday to Daniel have a good one.

LOL I do hope he finds Barbie Doll one that is your type soon heheh!

Have a birthdaytastic weekend :-)

Paula Martin said...

Hope he finds the right girl - for himself and for you too!

Rhonda said...

LOL - I'll be back to read Daniel's comment. I loved this post, you are hilarious, but it might be the Mom-fail. My favorite photo was the big brain.

Writercat59 said...

This was so funny. Boy, are you in trouble now! If I did this for my younger son, he'd flip. Haha!

Cattitude and Gratitude

colbymarshall said...

Hah! This made me laugh. I do hope he brings home a nice, non-high-heeled Jewish girl for you...and I also hope he doesn't fly her into a wall and knock her head off. :-) Cute post.

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Masked Mom said...

As the mother of three sons, I can only imagine the reaction that awaits you for this post. ;)

flexnib said...

Love it :)
Happy birthday Daniel! (And has he seen this post yet?)

Dee said...

Happy Birthday and LOL. Love it. I hope you find a good woman Daniel :D And Joyce pssstttt you are not old. I replied on my blog but thought I would hop over and tell you in person. :D Thanks for another great blog :D

tommiastablet said...

Love it! May you son have a wonderful year filled with happiness (and may you get the 'perfect daughter-in-law).

Lucy Ravitch said...

Good luck with searching for the right girl : )
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KT Did said...

Happy Birthday Daniel! Mom: hes a good looker and probably a smart one to boot I don't think he will marry a Barbie *tee heee*

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Kellie @ Delightfully Ludicrous said...

Ooh, I think you're going to be in trouble when he sees this!

beachlover said...

Fun post to read, Joyce! Your Daniel is quite handsome. Don't worry, Joyce - he's going to find that nice Jewish girl and she and her mother-in-law are gonna' get along just fine! Don't our sons realize that we know just what kind of girl is going to make them happy!

Shannon Lawrence said...

Oh my goodness, this is hysterical! He must have a good sense of humor to take mom posting this! He's very handsome, indeed. I doubt you'll have any trouble finding him a girl who'll be interested.

Shannon at The Warrior Muse

Medeia Sharif said...

He sounds like a catch. I hope you get the daughter-in-law of your dreams.

Optimistic Existentialist said...

Happy birthday to Daniel!!!

Kathy said...

I bet he will just love the endorsement! Happy Birthday to him.

Kathy
http://gigglingtruckerswife.blogspot.com

Petro Neagu said...

Ok, now I feel like 100 years old and sooo regretting it, your son would be a good catch :)
He's got mommy's looks :)

Debbie W said...

Joyce, Daniel’s muscles are f-f-f-f-faaaab!

Great blog.

I’ll be back.

Debbie
http://writingworkshopsandcompetitions.blogspot.co.uk/

Melanie Schulz said...

Sorry, my daughter is only 14, and not Jewish, and ultraconservative. Other than that, I think they'd be perfect for each other.

petedenton said...

Hahaha, great idea. :)

petedenton said...

Hahaha, great idea :)

mail4rosey said...

He's handsome too. :)

My son is 25 and married to a woman who is the complete opposite of everything I would have wished for...and we love her anyway. She's perfect for him, and vice versa. :)

My 20-yr. old is dating a nice Jewish girl down there in Florida. I haven't met her yet, but he's been talking about her here and there, and he never does that...and he celebrated her holidays with her recently. I sense a romance in the making.

Maybe something's in the air. :)

P.S. Be careful what you wish for, buwahahha

Liz Blackmore said...

hahaha..you are one brave Mama!!

Jessica Dy said...

I LOVE it! I may need to use your "advertising" idea for my son when he gets older. hahaha! New fan from the Sunday Social :)

Jessica
The Wondering Brain

Theresa said...

Hehehe! Shopping around for a daughter in law! I hope you get the girl of your dreams :)

Happy Birthday Daniel!

Kern Windwraith said...

Well, this made my evening. I wish you luck in snagging the daughter-in-law of your dreams, or at least one you can be happy with. If your son can be happy with her, too, that will definitely be a bonus. :)

Love your style--I'm following you now via Networked Blogs. Looking forward to more of your posts.

Forever Young said...

I'll be on the lookout down here in the Land of Enchantment! Love your post!!

Rachael Featherstone said...

So what did Daniel think of his blogging birthday present?

Looking forward reading more of posts in week 2 of the A to Z challenge :)

Adhi Das said...

Best wishes to mom & son..He is indeed very blessed to have a mom to love him sooo much & I'm sure he will see all ur dreamz come true coz nothing is greater than mommy love.. Smiles:)GOD<3U

Lisa said...

Oh to be a mom! We all have this to "go through", when our children "date" girls/boys we don't "click" with! My son is 26 and I'm glad he's not yet with someone. I'm still getting over the girl he dated for four years in college! My daughter is 22 and has found "the one" she thinks. I like him, just wish he liked US, the parents, more! Oh well, we just have to trust our kids and hope for the best!!! Love the post, happy a to z blogging!

Binky said...

This is why boys shouldn't play with Barbies.

WhatJeanLikes said...

Children are the greatest gift but also provide us with some amazing and funny stories along the way!! Great post about your son!