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Thursday, February 28, 2013

#GBE2: Tribute to Rita Rudner

This week's GBE2 Theme is Tribute, so as a humor blogger, I choose to focus on one of my comedy role models, Rita Rudner. Years ago, I saw her live in Memphis and have used her "Don't pull the plug until I'm a size six" joke ever since.

Here are a few Rita Rudner quotes.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior."

I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.

Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.


And finally, here is a fun Rita Rudner clip.

 

   



16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Funny stuff. She's hilarious.

Binky said...

Never heard of her before, but she sounds funny.

Grace Grits and Gardening said...

funny:)

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Rhonda Albom said...

She is one funny lady who I hadn't thought about in years. Thank for the quotes and the laughs.

Unknown said...

Yeah, she's totally my kind of girl :) I mean funny and smart, not mean :)

Hugs and happy week end, Joyce

Paula Martin said...

I'd not heard of her before, but she made me laugh!

Masshole Mommy said...

Rita Rudner has always been so underrated as a comedian -she's flippin' hilarious!!!

mail4rosey said...

LOL, the 'New Car Interior' perfume would be a hit for sure. ;)

Traveling Bells said...

She has always tickled my funny bone for sure!

Unknown said...

I'm ashamed to say I'd forgotten all about her until you brought her up, thanks for doing so!

stevebethere said...

I had forgotton about her too I used to like her she was popular here in the UK I must look up what she is doing now LOL @ those quotes :-)

Ann Jones said...

I always thought she was funny also :) I liked that she wasn't reserved in her comedy!

grains of sand said...

Lovely Rita! Yes, she is worthy of a tribute! Thanks for sharing her humor with us! Marc

Unknown said...

Rita is hilarious! Never saw her live, but I have seen her on numerous shows doing her stand-up

myinnerchick.com said...

---What a gorgeous voice she has!

Adorable!