This week's GBE2 Theme is Tribute, so as a humor blogger, I choose to focus on one of my comedy role models, Rita Rudner. Years ago, I saw her live in Memphis and have used her "Don't pull the plug until I'm a size six" joke ever since.
Here are a few Rita Rudner quotes.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior."
I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.
And finally, here is a fun Rita Rudner clip.
16 comments:
Funny stuff. She's hilarious.
Never heard of her before, but she sounds funny.
funny:)
Newest follower here! I found you through the blog hop. You have a super cute blog, I look forward to reading more.
You can find me at meandmr.com
-Melanie @ meandmr.com
She is one funny lady who I hadn't thought about in years. Thank for the quotes and the laughs.
Yeah, she's totally my kind of girl :) I mean funny and smart, not mean :)
Hugs and happy week end, Joyce
I'd not heard of her before, but she made me laugh!
Rita Rudner has always been so underrated as a comedian -she's flippin' hilarious!!!
LOL, the 'New Car Interior' perfume would be a hit for sure. ;)
She has always tickled my funny bone for sure!
I'm ashamed to say I'd forgotten all about her until you brought her up, thanks for doing so!
I had forgotton about her too I used to like her she was popular here in the UK I must look up what she is doing now LOL @ those quotes :-)
I always thought she was funny also :) I liked that she wasn't reserved in her comedy!
Lovely Rita! Yes, she is worthy of a tribute! Thanks for sharing her humor with us! Marc
Rita is hilarious! Never saw her live, but I have seen her on numerous shows doing her stand-up
---What a gorgeous voice she has!
Adorable!
Post a Comment